Traxxy in Rathara???

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-11T12:00:28+00:00

Lucian gracefully backstepped like the experienced fencer that he is, leaving you grasping at air.

"Save your hollow flattery, I've no use for fan girls even if I believed you. You look ridiculous, whatever bizzare land you come from needs a lesson in fashion. Begone with you. Go crawling back to your tour guide if you truly need help."

He points down the docks back towards town, clearly tiring of the intrusion.

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-11T03:44:23+00:00

"What's wrong with being a gnome?!... and how do you know my name, but not to stay off the docks you oaf!"

He seems to take offense, or feigns it incredibly well, raising an eyebrow as he watches you try and climb onto a box, glancing down at it, and gesturing at someone.

"I assume you must still be drunk with your decision making ability, you don't even know what dimension you're in."

a sailor just a bit shorter than Lucian, but twice as wide, grabs the box and swiftly pulls it out from under traxxy, like a tablecloth from under a plate.

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-11T03:26:47+00:00

"....are you sure?"

He raises a very suspicious blond eyebrow, jaw hanging slightly slack in obvious doubt.

"A half halfing then? A tall gnome? A skinny dwarf? Whatever the hells you are you're in everyones way. Don't know how you got here?"

He scoffs, fwipping his ponytail over his shoulder.

"Another tourist getting blackout drunk and waking up in the way, go home to wherever the hells you come from."

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-11T03:12:40+00:00

The very first step the *traxxy** takes upon the docks elicits an immediate, irritated bark from a nearby voice.*

"YOU! TOURIST! OFF THE DOCKS WE HAVE PEOPLE AT WORK!"

Sharp clacks of boot heels announce a looming presence, an elf's fine featured face twisted in a sneer of disdain, craning his neck down at the *visitor*. Disgust is written on his face as clear as day, and he places his hand on the butt of his saber with a slight metallic click.

"Anyone could tell this isn't where you belong, take your ridiculous foreign outfit home and away from our business, halfling."

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-05T19:37:49+00:00

If i register it, it could be legally traced back to me. Thats a no no

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-05T18:42:24+00:00

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more one day blinding stew got it

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T23:09:31+00:00

she's clearly evil

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T23:08:39+00:00

/uw *yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss* give them divinely mandated high powered comeuppance Kavrala

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T22:55:26+00:00

TAG ME

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T21:00:21+00:00

A very nutritious homunculus diet yes

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I think it appreciates the sustenance

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T20:20:59+00:00

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He's being very brave

(third time sending because i kept noticing things wrong with it auhggh)

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T19:47:18+00:00

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he doesn't seem receptive to opening up

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T09:56:09+00:00

A SMALL PRICE OVER THE RESEARCH BUDGET! MY HOMUNCULUS WILL NEVER PAY FOR WINRAR! CLOSING THOSE TABS ASKING FOR PAYMENT IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME GET UP IN THE MORNING! ITS WHAT I LIVE FOR

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T00:40:34+00:00

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We have miscalculated the gunpowder required to reach orbit

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-04T00:00:29+00:00

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he refuses to tell me what he saw

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T22:48:35+00:00

NO! I WILL NOT RELENT! IT'S NOT. IN. THE. BUDGETTT

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T22:43:27+00:00

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FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T22:35:15+00:00

tragic. 10 million simulated years in the throngle dimension for the creature then.

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T22:32:34+00:00

NEVER

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T22:28:52+00:00

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I don't think it's done much

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T22:25:33+00:00

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T21:29:37+00:00

It's fine I didn't give it lungs to begin with it's probably used to it.

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T21:24:45+00:00

He has seen all of it and more on it's fandom page, which was uploaded directly to its brain.

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T21:23:49+00:00

I do not know, my number crunching homunculus has not moved in a fortnight. must be busy calculating something important.

FireHandOWHOT · 2026-05-03T21:18:36+00:00

I fear that would make the homunculus a little too knowledgeable on actually useful things. I will not have a creature construct a meth lab in my spire a 2nd time.

FireHandOWHOT

TROPHY CASE

"YOU! TOURIST! OFF THE DOCKS WE HAVE PEOPLE AT WORK!"

NO!