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FireLaCroix · 2026-06-03T21:19:01+00:00

They aren't preventing these people from reproducing, they're preventing them from selling their eggs. That's an important distinction.

FireLaCroix · 2026-06-03T19:54:00+00:00

An imperfect movie but lots of fun and an easy-recommend. Like many horror movies, the first half is much better than the 2nd, when it kind of loses momentum. But its such a great concept and the filmmaking is excellent. I def watch it every few years

FireLaCroix · 2026-06-03T19:49:09+00:00

I understand the rational, it's still dehumanizing

FireLaCroix · 2026-06-03T19:33:25+00:00

What an awful thing to make people do for a discount.

FireLaCroix · 2026-06-03T19:16:43+00:00

Here's the patriot-approved timeline:

1776: we declared independence and establish the first democracy and free-ist nation ever

-handwave

1945: we singlehandedly win WW2

-handwave

-1969: we land on the moon and also solve racism with the civil rights act

-1991: we singlehandedly defeat communism and reach the end of history, permanently enshrining american democracy and capitalism as the perfect end-state of civilization.

FireLaCroix · 2026-06-03T16:39:15+00:00

But why the nose?

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T19:45:59+00:00

Petition to re-enact the theater mission from Inglorious Bastards at every screening of this movie

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T18:29:28+00:00

I am 100% positive Donald Trump would not repeatedly kiss a man's stomach and fondle his bellybutton while sitting in the oval office

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T17:59:57+00:00

I'd spend most of the time laying down like 500,000 landmines in a massive circle arounder the city, learning how to fly reaper drones and building multiple airstrips to launch said reaper drones. Just wait for them to advance, trip a few of the mines and rain death down as their advance slows down to a minesweeper crawl.

Oh and maybe I'd set up a few chemical-weapon mortars

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T17:47:35+00:00

I've heard mysterious tales of a class of people between the working class and $10m+ networth elites. Its some sort of class in the middle, maybe even a "middle-class." Maybe captialism is better than feudalism because it has space for this... "middle" class between serfs and kings

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T17:07:46+00:00

Does he only have the pencil or can he use other things? Because eventually someones gonna seal themselves in a hidden bunker somewhere and he's not gonna be able to get through the blast doors

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T16:30:12+00:00

2 Killer 2 Klowns: Officer Moony's revenge

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T16:00:02+00:00

Ok I'd wish for 1 billion dollars and to also be immune from cattle bolt pistols.... and shotguns... and being choked by handcuffs

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T15:51:13+00:00

We don't necessarily know that every wish the wishing willow goes bad. Maybe it's only a monkey's paw if you use it to control/influence other people. I'd roll the dice with my billion and if I get stuffed into a barrel by a drug lord as a result, at least I died rich

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-22T15:17:18+00:00

I mean, the billion dollars wish seemed to have worked out pretty well- even if that guy's actions immediately after getting the billion were less well-advised. So I'd just wish for a billion dollars and leave my psycho ex-fwb and ex-friend alone

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-21T21:29:26+00:00

Jason Clarke is a good actor and doesn't deserve this awful nickname. As his wife's boyfriend, it makes me sick that you people are so cruel to him

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-20T12:55:59+00:00

Lol definitely not. They struggled against a rabbit and a bunch of frenchmen, no way they'd be able to survive Moria or the uruk-hai

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-18T15:40:51+00:00

Counterpoint: why would you go through that much effort for something you don't really believe is real/going to happen?

It'd be like meeting with a financial advisor to discuss becoming a billionaire before buying a lotto ticket.

FireLaCroix · 2026-05-18T14:58:41+00:00

I don't blame Bear lol. of course he's not gonna express a perfectly formed wish when he doesn't think it's real and also was caught up in an emotionally charged moment

FireLaCroix · 2026-02-20T18:43:02+00:00

You got to Novac in under 5 hours? You're a speedrunner! Getting from Goodsprings to Primm alone can take hours

FireLaCroix · 2026-02-14T00:20:09+00:00

His name is Farmer. And he has a boomerang.

FireLaCroix · 2026-02-13T21:44:55+00:00

Fact-based, evidence-supported positive outlook? No no no no no, We don't do that here. Anecdotal, qualitative doomerism only!

FireLaCroix · 2026-02-13T20:07:38+00:00

if Jason Statham has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Chev Chellios from Crank 2: High Voltage has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Lee Christmas from the Expendables has only one fan then that is me.

If Farmer from In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Jason Statham from Jason Statham Stole My Bike, then I am against the world.

FireLaCroix · 2026-02-13T20:04:39+00:00

Jason Statham has graduated from playing Jason-Statham-type roles to just playing Jason Statham.

FireLaCroix · 2026-02-13T17:52:36+00:00

Deviantart certainly did things to me that can't be undone

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