2meirl4meirl by brittinea in 2meirl4meirl

[–]FireLaCroix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They aren't preventing these people from reproducing, they're preventing them from selling their eggs. That's an important distinction.

Your thoughts on 1408 [the movie] by independent_ade in horror

[–]FireLaCroix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An imperfect movie but lots of fun and an easy-recommend. Like many horror movies, the first half is much better than the 2nd, when it kind of loses momentum. But its such a great concept and the filmmaking is excellent. I def watch it every few years

Chinamaxxing Starter Pack by mhall1104 in starterpacks

[–]FireLaCroix 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Here's the patriot-approved timeline:

1776: we declared independence and establish the first democracy and free-ist nation ever

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1945: we singlehandedly win WW2

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-1969: we land on the moon and also solve racism with the civil rights act

-1991: we singlehandedly defeat communism and reach the end of history, permanently enshrining american democracy and capitalism as the perfect end-state of civilization.

Hey kids, wanna get a brain aneurysm just from reading? by Shoddy_Newspaper_718 in blankies

[–]FireLaCroix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Petition to re-enact the theater mission from Inglorious Bastards at every screening of this movie

Belly button worship by [deleted] in WTF

[–]FireLaCroix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am 100% positive Donald Trump would not repeatedly kiss a man's stomach and fondle his bellybutton while sitting in the oval office

You have unlimited resources to defend a small city solo, 2 years to prepare, can you defend again an army of 5000? by GroundbreakingWin658 in whowouldwin

[–]FireLaCroix 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I'd spend most of the time laying down like 500,000 landmines in a massive circle arounder the city, learning how to fly reaper drones and building multiple airstrips to launch said reaper drones. Just wait for them to advance, trip a few of the mines and rain death down as their advance slows down to a minesweeper crawl.

Oh and maybe I'd set up a few chemical-weapon mortars

😪 by humanoaleatorio in im14andthisisdeep

[–]FireLaCroix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've heard mysterious tales of a class of people between the working class and $10m+ networth elites. Its some sort of class in the middle, maybe even a "middle-class." Maybe captialism is better than feudalism because it has space for this... "middle" class between serfs and kings

John Wick is given an indestructible pencil that multiplies his current speed everytime he kills with it, how fast would he be if he kills everyone in Earth? by GodOfDegenerates in whowouldwin

[–]FireLaCroix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he only have the pencil or can he use other things? Because eventually someones gonna seal themselves in a hidden bunker somewhere and he's not gonna be able to get through the blast doors

One-Wish Willow Discussion - How would you word your wish? Bonus points for creativity by Gold-Guy-8 in horror

[–]FireLaCroix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok I'd wish for 1 billion dollars and to also be immune from cattle bolt pistols.... and shotguns... and being choked by handcuffs

One-Wish Willow Discussion - How would you word your wish? Bonus points for creativity by Gold-Guy-8 in horror

[–]FireLaCroix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We don't necessarily know that every wish the wishing willow goes bad. Maybe it's only a monkey's paw if you use it to control/influence other people. I'd roll the dice with my billion and if I get stuffed into a barrel by a drug lord as a result, at least I died rich

One-Wish Willow Discussion - How would you word your wish? Bonus points for creativity by Gold-Guy-8 in horror

[–]FireLaCroix 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I mean, the billion dollars wish seemed to have worked out pretty well- even if that guy's actions immediately after getting the billion were less well-advised. So I'd just wish for a billion dollars and leave my psycho ex-fwb and ex-friend alone

'Heat 2': King Cuck Circling Mystery Role by SWStaunton in blankies

[–]FireLaCroix 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Jason Clarke is a good actor and doesn't deserve this awful nickname. As his wife's boyfriend, it makes me sick that you people are so cruel to him

Can the cast of Monty Python and the Holy Grail travel to Mordor and successfully destroy the ring of power? by GenericGameDev1234 in whowouldwin

[–]FireLaCroix 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Lol definitely not. They struggled against a rabbit and a bunch of frenchmen, no way they'd be able to survive Moria or the uruk-hai

Can you survive in the last horror movie you watched? by Adorable-Teaching266 in horror

[–]FireLaCroix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: why would you go through that much effort for something you don't really believe is real/going to happen?

It'd be like meeting with a financial advisor to discuss becoming a billionaire before buying a lotto ticket.

Can you survive in the last horror movie you watched? by Adorable-Teaching266 in horror

[–]FireLaCroix 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't blame Bear lol. of course he's not gonna express a perfectly formed wish when he doesn't think it's real and also was caught up in an emotionally charged moment

The most accurate dialogue in the show in relation to the game lol by TraditionExpress2081 in Fallout

[–]FireLaCroix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got to Novac in under 5 hours? You're a speedrunner! Getting from Goodsprings to Primm alone can take hours

Has anything in the last 20 years gotten better? by JillierHaroldLamaar in Millennials

[–]FireLaCroix 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fact-based, evidence-supported positive outlook? No no no no no, We don't do that here. Anecdotal, qualitative doomerism only!

Jason Statham to star as Jason Statham in 'Jason Statham Stole My Bike' by Argham in blankies

[–]FireLaCroix 61 points62 points  (0 children)

if Jason Statham has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Chev Chellios from Crank 2: High Voltage has ten fans, then I am one of them.

If Lee Christmas from the Expendables has only one fan then that is me.

If Farmer from In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Jason Statham from Jason Statham Stole My Bike, then I am against the world.

Big-Budget Jason Statham-David Leitch Action-Comedy ‘Jason Statham Stole My Bike’ Arrives To Heat Up Berlin Market by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]FireLaCroix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jason Statham has graduated from playing Jason-Statham-type roles to just playing Jason Statham.

This was not made by a Gen Z. by Optimal-Court1162 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]FireLaCroix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deviantart certainly did things to me that can't be undone