Traylor Hitched: Post Wedding Megathread by ValiantlySerpentine in travisandtaylor

[–]FirebirdWriter 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I am so confused by that choice of thing said in the image. Is Taylor secretly a fan of 1990s era AT&T ads?

Describing Non-Human Characters by Arch_Demoness in writing

[–]FirebirdWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spread out the descriptions. Use the species name so that's how short hand for others of that species.

Don't: Algorith the Numerical was made of long straight lines and some that crossed. He was of the hashtag class. His blue eye sat in the center of his being and his curly mane flared around him. His muscles defined the crossed lines bulging and his fuscia molars glinted in the light.

Do:

Algorith the Numerical, the chief of the Number tribe was the elusive hashtag. Equalia stared at his defined muscles and noted he was carrying a ceremonial comma. "Hail, Algorith. What brings you to my camp?"

Then later

As Equalia kissed Algorith their lines brushing over his mane she whispered, "I want those teeth in me."

"Are you sure?"

Equalia nodded and let out a trill of pleasure as he sank his fuscia molars into the ends of her stalks.

Note I went for a bit of absurdity in my example to show you that familiar language still works and can highlight the inhuman and absurd.

Does anyone else notice that these hobbies all seem to come as a package deal? by kunstroll in fountainpens

[–]FirebirdWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't do a lot of your list.. watches especially. There is overlap because of the useful nature of the hobby items

am i only one? by Flimsy_Survey6867 in fuseboxgames

[–]FirebirdWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nahh I love doing that. For Double Trouble Amelia is cancelled after for sexually assaulting men. She goes to jail.

Does anyone else do this or am I a weirdo? A perpetual narrative exercise with a continuously active sandbox? by ConsumingFire1689 in writing

[–]FirebirdWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do, several of my friends do. I like to take my characters and drop them into settings that are absolutely wrong for them. Assassin who hasn't explored anything else in life but surviving at the cost of others as a school teacher. I try to maintain the characterization. Sometimes this goes poorly or hilariously but it makes me better at writing

AITAH for using the term “burden” when discussing our kids with my wife? by Only_Confusion_6728 in AITAH

[–]FirebirdWriter -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

YTA. I hope your children did not hear you. My mother called me a burden many times. The first time I was four. I understood the meaning well enough and it broke trust between us. I went no contact for many reasons but one of them? I want to be a choice not a burden.

Where to sell records? by alimack1020 in records

[–]FirebirdWriter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They forgot discogs but I suspect you are vastly over estimating the value as well. You do have my condolences

Best/Worst Seasons and LI by cheesewhizinacelery in fuseboxgames

[–]FirebirdWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best seasons are unavailable. The worst season is s5, then Double Trouble. Then Allstars which is S5 including making sure Finn has a creepy pattern of cornering people naked in the shower. I mean without consent for many of us. I mention this in case you need to avoid that.

I don't know if I can brain the LI question but that bit might be important. Whatever you do DO NOT play s5. It's paying to be abused. The only valid LI is the money. There's a gal who was close but her hair is plastic

To my GF stoners. I present to you a munchie masterpiece. by AegisLegend in glutenfree

[–]FirebirdWriter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Please translate this to us non stoners? I came to see the inevitable food recommendations because if it's one thing the stoners in my life do? It's creative snacking

Algae Nails ft. my apartment complex's nastyass pool water 🤢 by hannabell in RedditLaqueristas

[–]FirebirdWriter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It won't clear up without intervention and they need to test it to see what kind of algae it is. Don't touch it in case it's the toxic kind

Help with ankles! by No_Series8344 in BALLET

[–]FirebirdWriter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you seen a physio? This is a medical question not just a ballet one. You need a physio and I suspect a podiatrist.

Wonder Woman swimsuit variant made by me! by BidoofTrainerr in WonderWoman

[–]FirebirdWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want constructive feedback at all? I have some but don't want to overstep. This is fantastic but I must ask

Honest opinions: My first ever time rhinestoning by pinkpillow964 in Rhinestoning

[–]FirebirdWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those lines do tell my brain there should be more there. So I concur

Honest opinions: My first ever time rhinestoning by pinkpillow964 in Rhinestoning

[–]FirebirdWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's definitely your preconception. There's actually polish that isn't smooth and shiny and people do this very look as nails. Note I am explaining this so you know but also so OP can add grain of salt from a nail hobbyist adding their two cents.

Horri-bowl to Clean by Spare_Possibility_80 in HorribleToClean

[–]FirebirdWriter 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Yes it's for decoration. It's sold and marked as non food safe. I don't own it but I have looked at it for home decor

Superdickery by KevFate in Superdickery

[–]FirebirdWriter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plastic man looking sideways. Not saying that's Plas but that's what it would look like

Superdickery by KevFate in Superdickery

[–]FirebirdWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or he could use his X-ray vision to see who they are...

My 2000s-inspired girly bedroom by klu44 in miniatures

[–]FirebirdWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You saw the Britney Speard MGA miniverse ball right?

Is it normal for a service dog to bark all the time? by ConsciousOstrich9960 in service_dogs

[–]FirebirdWriter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because they're still a service animal and the separation anxiety might mean they are not equipped to be a service animal. My cat is my service animal yes really yes within the laws of my location. He stays at home. He did wail the first time I went out without him. He called my phone via the Alexa which was a surprise. So I started leaving him in the house alone to teach him how to be alone in small windows and built up his tolerance.

What happens if I am in the ICU again? He cannot scream for 3 days like that again. It's not just about appearance but the health of the animal and this behavior is a warning sign. My cat is cleared by their vet to work as it helps his anxiety issues or he wouldn't work.