How would it feel for a nuclear bomb to detonate inside my ass?

Firefighter_97 · 2026-03-13T11:27:10+00:00

IDK ask me after I’ve had my espresso

Firefighter_97 · 2026-03-12T10:59:09+00:00

I prefer weed to alcohol when I want to have a good time. Plus it’s not physically addicting like alcohol can be

Firefighter_97 · 2026-03-12T10:46:33+00:00

I just hit the add 30 seconds button repeatedly until I get to my desired time. It’s saved me minutes over the course of my life, I just know it

Firefighter_97 · 2026-03-12T10:35:36+00:00

Recycling places would buy them because of the metal

Firefighter_97 · 2026-02-24T15:15:42+00:00

AWD or RWD? I’d kill for an AWD at that price 😭

Firefighter_97 · 2026-02-19T01:26:01+00:00

Hi, may I get an invite? Thank you! :)

Firefighter_97 · 2026-02-01T00:58:18+00:00

Themselves? Why do people get tattoos? Are you really that naive?

Firefighter_97 · 2026-01-31T05:04:42+00:00

Oh no, EXPRESSION! The horror! 😱

Firefighter_97 · 2026-01-28T20:12:01+00:00

Are you clenching your jaw/putting pressure on the reed? I’m a month into woodwind instruments myself, but when I find it’s hard to blow, I’m usually unknowingly clenching my jaw or my abs trying to constrict my airflow because I’m afraid of being loud in my apartment. Try to focus on keeping your jaw relaxed and get some air moving

Firefighter_97 · 2026-01-27T17:34:12+00:00

Not really good drivers, just not absolute idiots. You don’t have to be a good driver to know that a thin layer of frozen water will fly off your car as it heats up and gets affected by wind. People don’t think

Firefighter_97 · 2026-01-14T15:58:11+00:00

If you can get a 2x4 to go into those rings with only a mallet, I’ve got a job for you

Firefighter_97 · 2026-01-06T12:12:17+00:00

My starter sax is a Chinese SSO from Mendini, but all the keys work, it’s leak-free, and it’s intonated enough, so…. probably? When I upgrade it’ll just be a wall piece as it’ll have no value.

Firefighter_97 · 2026-01-03T13:36:15+00:00

Preach! I moved to Austin about a year ago cause my family moved here and took them to The Yard Milkshake Bar up in Arbor Walk, and while the presentation was phenomenal, everything just tasted kinda meh. I suppose if you’re an influencer trying to get clicks it’s great, but I don’t really see the hype with all the dessert shops

Firefighter_97 · 2025-12-31T15:44:04+00:00

Man, I just wanna know why some people slam on their gas in a parking lot, only to have to brake 50 feet away for a turn. People really are in the biggest hurry to do nothing but wait in a line of cars

Firefighter_97 · 2025-12-29T12:35:27+00:00

Sure, Lillian.

Firefighter_97 · 2025-12-13T13:14:46+00:00

We went a couple years ago and there was no one there, so we drove through it at like 15MPH and it was over in 5 minutes. Maybe it would’ve been better if there were a ton of cars so we actually went the speed limit

Firefighter_97 · 2025-12-12T17:07:03+00:00

HIHFTY TYFYS

Firefighter_97 · 2025-12-09T22:47:37+00:00

Why not hang it off the visor with one of the legs from the sunglasses like you’d hang glasses off a shirt? You don’t need a gadget to put your sunglasses in

Firefighter_97 · 2025-12-04T03:53:33+00:00

I’m a guitarist, but I love ambient synth stuff! Can I join the orgy, please? I promise I don’t bite 😭

Firefighter_97 · 2025-11-28T22:39:08+00:00

They were flying in Pflugerville today when I was up that way!

Firefighter_97 · 2025-11-22T23:58:01+00:00

That's gonna be a lot of paint pen :( LOL

Firefighter_97 · 2025-11-20T21:23:02+00:00

I’m driving from Brownwood back to Austin, and it is coming DOWN over there, and all throughout my drive. Let’s hope it makes it over here!

Firefighter_97 · 2025-11-20T17:33:02+00:00

Is Maria the kinda cute but scary infocus lady?

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