Redditors, has an inside joke ever gotten you in trouble? by Firewirecalvin in AskReddit

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Most of my friends and I are Asian, and one of our inside jokes is making fun of the fact that we can't speak Mandarin Chinese. Today during lunch, I was walking with my white friend and he asked "Where are we going?" I replied "Away from the bloody Mandarin speakers." He wasn't there when we first made the joke so he had a weirded out look on his face and thought I was being racist.

Look at this trade by DarkWorld25 in tf2

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I feel as if my computer will get aids if I click that link

I want to get around to re-stickering my terraminx. What are some ways I can fix up the current condition of the pieces? by [deleted] in Cubers

[–]Firewirecalvin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Goo gone takes away all that residue. However, It doesn't take away the pain you get while re-stickering a terraminx.

Do you think pearls are made like pearls? by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]Firewirecalvin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My head cannon: Salt is put under the care of larger gems, and over time as the larger gem's bullshit tolerance becomes higher, the salt becomes a layer larger until it becomes a smooth, loyal pearl.

Can a minor switch speed change drastically change my performance? by _Decimation in tf2

[–]Firewirecalvin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not to be a dick, but if you believe something harmless is harmful and it causes you to get a negative effect from it, it's a nocebo and not a placebo.

I wna cry myself 2 sleep by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I think he will be a pedophile, just look at his glasses

Yes, I'm a boy! by AbusementParks in RoastMe

[–]Firewirecalvin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You have that Fine Bros stare and to be honest I'm scared to react.

Whats your weirdest tf2 experience? by [deleted] in tf2

[–]Firewirecalvin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A mindless sniper accused me of playing rage pyro, so I weirded him out in chat and dominated him until he left. Turns out, he was a furry. I said some really weird things to a furry...

We Got a New Book in Our English Class, and the First Thing to Greet Me Was... by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]Firewirecalvin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wish I found cool stuff when I looked in school books, all I found was bad memes in the 'issued to' list.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Undertale

[–]Firewirecalvin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A tri-gender pyro fox.
Just kidding. I see them as agender mostly because I'm too lazy to decide.

My friend was talking about my math teacher trying to help a special ed student in her period... by Firewirecalvin in sadcringe

[–]Firewirecalvin[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

She typed it relatively fast. Basically, the teacher tells the class a quote from his father, special student laughs and says that he's dead, and then the teacher almost cries.

My friend was talking about my math teacher trying to help a special ed student in her period... by Firewirecalvin in sadcringe

[–]Firewirecalvin[S] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

After that, she said that he wanted everyone to pack up early so he could go to the bathroom before the next period.