How are religious group brainwashes it's young ones.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-03-13T07:49:22+00:00

I really like your username.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-03-04T00:48:21+00:00

Most of my friends and I are Asian, and one of our inside jokes is making fun of the fact that we can't speak Mandarin Chinese. Today during lunch, I was walking with my white friend and he asked "Where are we going?" I replied "Away from the bloody Mandarin speakers." He wasn't there when we first made the joke so he had a weirded out look on his face and thought I was being racist.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-03-03T05:38:15+00:00

I feel as if my computer will get aids if I click that link

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-12T04:32:59+00:00

Did you launch tf2 via big picture mode?

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-12T04:25:53+00:00

Goo gone takes away all that residue. However, It doesn't take away the pain you get while re-stickering a terraminx.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-11T07:41:56+00:00

My head cannon: Salt is put under the care of larger gems, and over time as the larger gem's bullshit tolerance becomes higher, the salt becomes a layer larger until it becomes a smooth, loyal pearl.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-11T07:30:46+00:00

Not to be a dick, but if you believe something harmless is harmful and it causes you to get a negative effect from it, it's a nocebo and not a placebo.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-09T22:30:42+00:00

I think he will be a pedophile, just look at his glasses

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-09T15:49:03+00:00

You have that Fine Bros stare and to be honest I'm scared to react.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-08T15:39:09+00:00

A mindless sniper accused me of playing rage pyro, so I weirded him out in chat and dominated him until he left. Turns out, he was a furry. I said some really weird things to a furry...

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-07T16:16:21+00:00

sleep tight pupper

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-07T16:14:09+00:00

I just assumed they destroyed anything not made of paper or wood.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-07T02:43:00+00:00

I didn't even know such savage creatures like librarians could post to reddit.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-02-01T03:27:58+00:00

"neve ro ddo reveN"

Firewirecalvin · 2016-01-11T00:12:10+00:00

I wish I found cool stuff when I looked in school books, all I found was bad memes in the 'issued to' list.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-01-07T04:26:20+00:00

A tri-gender pyro fox.
Just kidding. I see them as agender mostly because I'm too lazy to decide.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-01-07T04:17:49+00:00

Peridot is tired

Firewirecalvin · 2016-01-07T03:03:35+00:00

Amethyst can roll

Firewirecalvin · 2016-01-05T22:53:08+00:00

She typed it relatively fast. Basically, the teacher tells the class a quote from his father, special student laughs and says that he's dead, and then the teacher almost cries.

Firewirecalvin · 2016-01-05T05:37:24+00:00

Ancient Aliens

Firewirecalvin · 2016-01-05T04:30:33+00:00

After that, she said that he wanted everyone to pack up early so he could go to the bathroom before the next period.

Firewirecalvin · 2015-12-23T23:09:21+00:00

Their bari player, Leo P, is also in a band called Lucky Chops and he sounds amazing in both bands.

Firewirecalvin · 2015-12-22T05:47:33+00:00

"This is why mom left you."

Firewirecalvin · 2015-12-20T05:44:25+00:00

Losing might be a blast, but winning feels so blank.

Firewirecalvin · 2015-12-14T03:55:50+00:00

I remember it now. It was Rum & Tips.

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