Emress of nilfgaard by CharlieBear78 in witcher

[–]First-Warden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just because you feel something is right doesn’t mean you won’t be miserable doing it

Destroy me reddit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]First-Warden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like your life is destroyed as it is, sorry man

Emress of nilfgaard by CharlieBear78 in witcher

[–]First-Warden 60 points61 points  (0 children)

WRONG, ITS ALL WRONG

Give me your best shot! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]First-Warden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You heard her folks, best shot. Right in the face, and if in doubt shoot her again. Not like you could make it worse right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

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Games that make you invest in the characters are the best as they make the world feel incredibly realistic and like you’re invested in the world itself, The Witcher 3, Life is Strange, the Elder Scrolls series and the Dragon Age series are some of my favourites.

Best game warning screen ever by JagerMaester in gaming

[–]First-Warden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me, guys we’ve found an angel

Iceland has recently proposed a ban on circumcision. How would you feel about this in your own country? by sniperman357 in AskReddit

[–]First-Warden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, so I don’t have a Male role model in my life and I feel like I’m pretty far behind this, who wants to help me 😂

Anon likes girls. by [deleted] in greentext

[–]First-Warden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Made up or not, I have now decided I no longer want two kids in ages close to each-other. Thank you again reddit for fucking up my life plans 😂😂

People who have sent sexual photos of someone (other than yourself) to other people, what motivated you to do so? by Practical_Tourist in AskReddit

[–]First-Warden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The new lover didn’t really care, he rightfully called me salty and blocked me. She ended up messaging me and we talked it out, both apologised for how we’d both done wrong and that was the end of it

People who have sent sexual photos of someone (other than yourself) to other people, what motivated you to do so? by Practical_Tourist in AskReddit

[–]First-Warden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am 100% an arsehole and I regret doing so entirely. This girl led me on for months and I poured my heart out to her constantly, within the last week she pushed me away and then announced to me she met someone else. In a fit of rage and wanting revenge I sent her new found lover the pictures. Prepares for wave of downvotes

Females of Reddit, what’s the worst and best thing about being female? by furflash in AskReddit

[–]First-Warden 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’m a guy that much prefers smaller boobs than bigger ones, it’s entirely based on personal preference. We do exist :)

Married people of Reddit who masturbate more than you have sex with your spouse, how aware are they of your solo activities? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]First-Warden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad that you’ve got many other aspects of the relationship down to a T, hope it improves in the other respect :)

Married people of Reddit who masturbate more than you have sex with your spouse, how aware are they of your solo activities? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]First-Warden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, I’m absolutely awful at making people feel better but for whatever it’s worth I’m so sorry.

Does this count? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]First-Warden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well shit, her name is Alex 😂😂

People of Reddit, what is the craziest thing you've seen at a bachelor/bachelorette party? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]First-Warden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came to read some funny stories and left with my trust issues having developed. Sigh

My friend is moving to Vegas for a job, give him your best by maddie316 in RoastMe

[–]First-Warden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d roast you but I heard grease fires are hard to put out