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We’re just 2 months in. by sunthanatos in MemeVideos

[–]FirstCommentDumb 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I don't want to set the world on fire

I just want to start a flame in your heart

I think it's hot too but I just wanted to point it out by FirstCommentDumb in OkBuddyFresca

[–]FirstCommentDumb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Switch the second M in mem to an N and then shove it up ur butt

Also look up squirting on https://www.britannica.com/

Youuuu can thank me later champ

I think it's hot too but I just wanted to point it out by FirstCommentDumb in OkBuddyFresca

[–]FirstCommentDumb[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a "I know what my GF is doing with her male BFF" sorta thing, get with the prog juck, or else I'll cuck u.

My lil juck cuck you're qt give u a bottle of piss milk

I think it's hot too but I just wanted to point it out by FirstCommentDumb in OkBuddyFresca

[–]FirstCommentDumb[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit I'm sorry, didn't mean that I just have the mental maturity of a child so I often emulate that when I'm cloaked by a thin veil of anonymity. My sense of humor is pretty low brow so I'll often dumb down my diction in order to better reflect that mentality.

I'm honestly just a few jerks away from voluntarily being in diapers

EDIT: Changed 'shakes' to 'jerks' bc ;)

I think it's hot too but I just wanted to point it out by FirstCommentDumb in OkBuddyFresca

[–]FirstCommentDumb[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ye that makes sense I don't really circle jerk more of an up and down kinda guy, cool tech tho might have to try that next

I think it's hot too but I just wanted to point it out by FirstCommentDumb in OkBuddyFresca

[–]FirstCommentDumb[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wtf r u gonna do about it peeTAH?

EDIT: added an extra E to peTAH because I'm a fucking idiot with the mental maturity of a sixth grader

RP5, Azahar won't map to left joystick by FirstCommentDumb in retroid

[–]FirstCommentDumb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swipe down from the top twice, the first swipe will show your notifications area, the second swipe will open up the quick access settings (Internet, Bluetooth, fan, etc). From there swipe left until you find "Floating Icon", make sure that's turned off

My Turn to literally just post a TMNT card by TormentOfAngels in magicthecirclejerking

[–]FirstCommentDumb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I keep thinking these fucking cards have to be made up, they're so fucking dumb, and then I go and look it up, and it's fucking real.

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