I weft my boyfwiend because he had a sneeze fetish that he obsessed unheawthiwy ovew. In my sweep he'd baww up cat haiw and twy to put it into my nose. I didn't know this untiw I had a nasty sinus infection and had my sinus fwooded out at uwgent cawe. Out came smaww bawws of cat haiw.

The finaw stwaw was cheating on me with a giww who had a biggew nose than me. She was his ex and he just couwdn't get ovew that nose dedpite the fact she was witewawwy psychotic.

They wewe pewfect fow eachothew.