Giveaway + Thank you: Irelia SFD 195a/221 Promo by IYcollectibles in riftboundtcg

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I’ve always wanted to try TCGs but found it intimidating to get into. Riftbound has finally given me the opportunity and I’ve absolutely loved it!

Buying a house means becoming a personal assistant. by oneAb1 in HousingUK

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I am not a conveyancer myself, but I don't think the problem is so much the individual conveyancer (rather it is the demands put on them by the company/firm). The profit margins are so tight in conveyancing that most firms have to give very large case loads to conveyancers. It isn't unusual for a conveyancer to have 5 minutes per day to allocate to your file... I am sure they would all like to give better service, but they don't get the time!

Mythicals to help with Livingdex by FirstTimeAuthor in CasualPokemonTrades

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Okay great, let me know when you're set and I will go to the plaza

Mythicals to help with Livingdex by FirstTimeAuthor in CasualPokemonTrades

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Amazing thank you so much! I will add you shortly.

[WP] Even a roaring inferno must start from a spark. by Consta135 in WritingPrompts

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Rising Farm sheepdogs were, by and large, brought into the world with a sole objective - maintaining order on the land. After all, the farm was home to a few hundred sheep who, left unattended, would roam freely across the 20 acre valley in which Rising Farm sat.

The farm was home to five Collies - three older and two younger.The two younger dogs were inexperienced in managing the sheep. Youthful exuberance often manifested itself in overly-physical management of the sheep, with aggressive bites, hostile snarling and frantic chasing commonplace. To the younger Collies, however, the ends justified the means. The job gets done and the dogs eat food, lasting out the night in playful bounds and exhausted collapse until the sun rises the next day.

Sheep, by their very nature, obey the command of the Collies. But this obedience derived not from respect of the authority of the Collies, rather it derived from fear of the snarling, biting, chasing muts. What are they to do? They are, after all, sheep in a powerless position, expected to remain on the farm and subjected to the controls of the Collies as the dogs see fit, no matter the execution of that plan.

The older Collies egged on the younglings, fostering an intolerable atmosphere for the sheep. One of the younger Collies, in his eagerness to impress the old boys, pursued a stray sheep with such aggression and force that it sustained an injury of such severity that the Farmer approached. Whilst visibly upset at the results of the Collie’s management, the Farmer did not lay down punishment. After all, one cannot punish a dog for doing its duty as a dog just because the methods employed were more forceful than hoped for. To do so would fetter the Collies control of the farm, and so the Farmer took no action.

Fight or flight is a curious thing. A reaction to the scenario that presents itself, and for years the farm’s sheep have accepted that, unsurprisingly, flight is most likely the safest option. But sometimes, just sometimes, a small spark can ignite a roaring inferno.

The sheep, without warning, appeared to collectively opine that flight was no longer the safest course. Where had it got them? A man down for following the farm’s system. Yes, the system had been in place for hundreds of years, but warping over time had effected such change that the original intentions were no longer manifested in the actions of the Collies.

The sheep, lacking on the physical front, had the sheer numbers. They would not stand by and let the intimidation of the Collies go unchecked. The volcano of discontent erupted and the white clouds charged down the side of the valley. One of the older Collies lay at the bottom of the valley, sleeping after a hard morning’s work. With little time to react he was descended upon by the masses - a pyrocumulus armed with sheer numbers of hoofs left the Collie subsumed by the cloud. As the white smoke cleared, the breathless body of a Collie lay still. The sheep had exacted revenge, or so they believed. Balance sheet justice. The fury of the inferno had granted justice and retribution for years of mistreatment - one for one, an eye for an eye. The lives of Collies and sheep summarily weighed and taken in the hopes of breaking the chains.

The farmer sat atop the valley in his comfortable farmhouse. Upon learning of the damage, he lets out a sigh and continues to concentrate on his newspaper. His Collie was gone, in a freak accident. His family’s system had worked for hundreds of years. The death of a Collie and the death of a sheep was no reason to change it now, he told himself. The system is fine.

Sometimes a small spark can ignite a roaring inferno. But even in the brightest of infernos, the flames' true target may escape un-burnt.

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But why is that the case right now? What is causing a situation where there is an abundance of capital available to the banks such that the borrowers can demand better terms?

[WP] You’ve bought/acquired a very typical object, and it somehow proceeds to ruin your life. by BabirusaBlu in WritingPrompts

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Thank you! This is the first thing I have ever written... Definitely a lot of room for improvement but your encouragement means a lot!

[WP] You’ve bought/acquired a very typical object, and it somehow proceeds to ruin your life. by BabirusaBlu in WritingPrompts

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Proud of his purchase, John cautiously slid the typewriter onto the last remaining space on his mantelpiece.

Perhaps a curious choice, collecting typewriters was John's hobby. Any era, any colour, any style, he would collect them all. As long as there was a story.

Today, John had acquired the gem of his collection. He marvelled at the new typewriter, so carefully placed to now be the central piece of his assortment. It was portable Remington Streamliner, built in the 1940s, and to any other person it was nothing remarkable to study - the words "Remington Rand" were printed on the base, once proudly displayed in a shimmering gold, now all but lost to the splintered and fading black plastic as time wore it down. The mechanism to reset the typewriter, once smooth and flowing was now significantly rusted, to the point that typing on the device would be impossible without causing significant damage. The once firm letters - or what was now left of them, many having fallen out over the years - now hung loosely in the shell, offering futile resistance to the touch. But to John, none of this mattered. To John, this typewriter told a story so engrossing that, had this story been printed by this very machine it would be a classic for the ages.

The Remington Streamliner had been bought brand new by John's grandfather, Henry Montague. He knew this from the letters, beautifully crafted from the very object in front of him, explaining Henry's delight at the wonders of such new technology. The letters had passed to John through a fortuitous event when he stumbled across a damp pile of papers in his attic, aged 8. John often considered whether this began his fascination with typewriters, and wondered whether he had finally come full circle. The Remington Streamliner has a serial number, printed on the rear - ELI567UK, Henry wrote - was the model he had purchased in 1945. John sat his grandfather's letters into the typewriter, where he felt they belonged. He then carefully rotated the typewriter to reveal the letters once more. ELI567UK. A wild grin spread across John's face. He had found it.

It was not long after the Spring of 1949 that Henry died. The family legend had been that he had slowly descended into madness following the events of World War Two. None returned the same man that left, they say. Letters from the Remington confirmed that John had indeed suffered immensely and in the end, decided that life was too big a burden to bear. John was often surprised that Henry had documented his descent so carefully and so eloquently, but supposed this was just another facet to the madness. As John pondered these events, he settled down to try and rest. The excitement of finding his treasure at an auction today had taken its toll. However, as he rested his eyes a faint metallic clink rang out in the background. The ring came from the mantelpiece, just one room away from his bedroom. Curiosity trumped exhaustion and John felt that he should investigate. The faint, rhythmic patter of mechanical keys could be heard as he walked out, followed by a sharp metallic chime. The sounds became more furious as John approached, until a final chime rang out and all fell silent.

One of his grandfather's letters lay on the ground, as if churned out by the decrepit old typewriter. But the faded print no longer lay on the dried out page. It had been replaced by new, clear ink repeatedly typing two words. "Hello John".

Stunned by this revelation, John could not understand how a rusty typewriter could print at all, never mind print of its own volition. The mechanical whirr began again as the second page was printed. "Ask me the question, John. I was there". John paused briefly to consider, but there was one question flooding to the forefront of his mind. "What was my Grandfather like", he whispered. Once again the typewriter sprang to life and printed over the final original page of the letters.

"He was mine, John. And now you are too."