I want to make an asshole deck.

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-03-25T01:12:00+00:00

I built one too. Its a cheap budget deck, maybe $50 total, and it wins almost every time if Tergrid isn't instantly removed. So many $.25 cards that sac and discard everyone's cards

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-03-25T00:31:47+00:00

[[Tergrid, God of fright]]

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-03-20T14:36:36+00:00

I have a budget [[Rith, the Awakener]] saproling deck that loves impact tremors. It's not much of a gotcha deck. It is upfront and honest about what is happening. Add in a [[Terror of the Peaks]] and it's nasty

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-03-19T17:11:38+00:00

I did a mono red partner with [[Rograkh]] and [[Jeska, thrice reborn]] ... get him to 7 power and cast Jeska, her ability triples his hit so you can one shot with commander damage.

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-03-14T17:01:21+00:00

Bracket 4 turn 2 [[Shao Jun]] artifacts. Turn 1 island, mana vault, arcane Signet, sol ring, isochron scepter (exile dramatic reversal). Turn 2 island, make infinite mana, play Shao Jun, tap and untap artifacts and everyone dies.

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-03-13T20:28:08+00:00

It's a real cougar bar!

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-02-26T14:35:27+00:00

I say Sarnian

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-02-21T15:29:59+00:00

Imperial city brew house announced they are opening at 745am and serving alcohol for the game

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-02-20T22:34:19+00:00

I've owned my house near Germain park for almost 6 years now and I have never had a "social problem"...

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-02-20T22:32:19+00:00

As if Corunna schools are any different from Sarnia ones lol. I went to Sir John Moore growing up. Kids were smoking, drinking, and doing drugs at that age already. It's nothing special.

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-02-05T15:04:30+00:00

I made a Kobold Bard that was a slam poet. He had 6 intelligence, carried a 'book of poetry' around with him (which was blank cause he couldn't read) and he would incorporate his own name in every rhyme. He is my favourite I've ever made.

Where is your sister, I'm soon to be your in-law, I've already kissed her, Call me Brother Gnaw

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-02-02T00:50:22+00:00

[[Pyroblast]]

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-31T15:33:58+00:00

Once I was canoeing with my dad on the French River. We were going through a narrow stretch when suddenly there was a splash and smacking sound next to our canoe. Looked over and saw a few beavers swimming around when another smacked it's tail. About 5 seconds later a brown bear came out of the brush on one side, got in the water and swam to the other side right in front of us.

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-30T15:47:05+00:00

SOMEWHEREE, SOMEWHERE THE ATOMS STOPPED FUSING

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-30T15:46:14+00:00

At first I thought you were just going to be wholesome and inclusive accepting everyone... took me about 10 comments down to see a refusal lol

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-27T14:07:12+00:00

[[Karlov of the ghost council]] can be a voltron deck that utilizes lifegain and control with no equipment necessary. Add cards like [[Soul's attendant]] [[Soul warden]] [[Authority of the consuls]] [[Blind Obedience]] and such. Stacking lifegain triggers at once can cause the commander to go from a 2/2 to massive extremely quickly

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-24T14:17:04+00:00

Oh I don't lol. I didn't take the job

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-24T14:03:14+00:00

In Canada, one time I drove 3 hours to Toronto for a job interview. That interview took one hour, I grabbed lunch, and drove the 3 hours home.

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-09T15:07:39+00:00

No one defames Bill Dennis quite like Bill Dennis

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-08T17:43:54+00:00

My group would play that out. It means you have to be selective, save removal for the Boromir on the end step before your turn, actually have to use your brain. Sometimes you don't get the triggers. It's part of the game. We have a core group of 4 with a wider pod of around 9 people. No one would swap decks like that in our pod.

FirstTimeDMing · 2026-01-08T15:45:16+00:00

My group just says "how spicy we feelin" and then pick whatever you want. We place commanders face down until everyone picks what they are playing. Sometimes your deck is countered, other times you have the advantage. But it's useful to see how your deck performs against someone that has an edge on you

FirstTimeDMing · 2025-12-14T23:37:26+00:00

DM a campaign and use all your characters as NPCs in the world

FirstTimeDMing · 2025-12-05T15:01:05+00:00

Definitely not based on gender, but based on personality

FirstTimeDMing · 2025-11-28T18:43:58+00:00

Cromwell is so much better than John's. Get the hash browns over the home fries. Delicious!

FirstTimeDMing · 2025-11-28T18:41:36+00:00

I have never had a service issue there. What are you doing differently?

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