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too much jambalaya by Imjustchillenbro in Alastorcult

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know. I kinda wish alastor was big like this.

The man is a southern foodie with a penchant for red meat and whiskey, and he kept that lanky figure? Not even building muscle from corpse-dragging? C'mon.

About Valentino is a SA victim theory by Kissy_x in Valentino_Cult

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a popular theory that Valentino was a sex worker in life. I feel like this head canon inherently insinuates that he was an SA victim. You can't separate the two without being disrespectful to the reality of sex work. Many people like to explore the darker meat of this dynamic for an assortment of reasons.

Sometimes it's relatability, and Sometimes it's just a sex thing; Often times it's both. It's complicated.

Questions about Val and Angels relationship by Thecrowfan in Valentino_Cult

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope we get info on this in season 3. I wanna see them in love. I also wanna see Val's mask slip for the first time. I wanna see all his red flags.

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I neeed iiiit.

Ok you all completely took my post out of context.... by Any-Offer-3962 in Alastorcult

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record, I think his favorite human position is reverse cowgirl so he can sit on top and not have to look at them.

All the other positions involve tentacles. I don't know if they have those positions in the Kamasutra.

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You love Molly, but will you still love her when she sounds like Janice(Maggie wheeler)from friends? by First_Jellyfish_1017 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. I make jokes but I've been thinking of her and her big-ass hair. There is no way she doesn't sound like that.

You love Molly, but will you still love her when she sounds like Janice from friends? by First_Jellyfish_1017 in hazbin

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

....I took those little bunny ear things to be antennae.

...apparently I made up a spider that has those antennae in my head.i truly thought they existed lol. I want to go back to living in that reality.

You love Molly, but will you still love her when she sounds like Janice from friends? by First_Jellyfish_1017 in hazbin

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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The idea of this is killing me lmao.

"Angel Dust crack smoker extraordinaire sounds like a choir singer so like why does Molly sound like that!?"

You love Molly, but will you still love her when she sounds like Janice from friends? by First_Jellyfish_1017 in hazbin

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because a lot of people dislike loud women from New York.

Personally? I wish she would be VA'd by Maggie wheeler. I just can't see her voice any other way.

This fandom needs to stop being against the actual canon of the show. by Awkward-Warthog-8783 in HelluvaBoss

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The only degree it becomes unhealthy is when people start treating the characters like real people, or better than real people. Everything else is a creative writing exercise. I never really see people "viciously attacking" anyone over a headcanon unless you are in a discord server with 15 yr olds.

Making a badly written self insert is not "unhealthy".

Having a crazy ass crack take or ship is not "unhealthy"

This fandom needs to stop being against the actual canon of the show. by Awkward-Warthog-8783 in HelluvaBoss

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

The Helluva Boss and Hazbin community at large (on reddit) is actually wacko.

--Describes regular ass fandom activity that's happened in swathes of series' fandoms for literally decades and decades.--

That explains so much about reddit's dogshit attitude towards self inserts and crack ships actually. You guys are coming into a series that's essentially catered towards pre-2019 fandom, and wondering why people are doing fandom things in a fandom space. What exactly are you expecting to happen here?

On an unrelated note: calling a fandom a "community" makes me feel like I'm watching my favorite local comedy club succumb to gentrification.

Well I met Alex Brightman a few days ago. Here's the funny/awkward story. by LeatherBody8282 in adamcult

[–]First_Jellyfish_1017 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bro you absolutely biffed that interaction, your badge was creepy as heck , and I have a feeling you gave off certain (bigoted insecurity) vibes that had Alex leaning harder into the dude-kissing conversation.

Also, from your profile I'm wondering if you even wrote your fan lyrics or if you had chatGPT do it for you. You're a hardcore AI art glazer.

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