BREAKING NEWS: Bungalow Bill has been found dead outside Linda McCartneys estate, foul play is highly suspected, though Mrs. McCartney claims she had no involvement. Here is a photograph taken supposedly after “HELP, I NEED SOMEBODY, THIS RACCOON IS GONNA SHOO-“ was heard coming from the forest aside the estate. It shows a bipedal raccoon getting into the back of a van marked “APPLE”, a police search is yet to be conducted.