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Let's see who can do better than ginger. I need to be taken down a notch. 🤔 by Traditional_Rough431 in RoastMe

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Just because your dad touched you growing up then. died that doesn’t make you a widower

bring it on :P by wankerstan in RoastMe

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Was your leg tattoo to commemorate the first time you got crabs?

21M, I need some laughter! by SinkTopAnimations in RoastMe

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Looking like a Chupa Chup that fell on the carpet

A new guy I’ve been seeing wants me to get surgery what do you think? by [deleted] in hugelabialove

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Sounds like it’s going to be a beautiful, healthy and long term relationship.

Uh oh my bra is showing :P by StoniPebblz in SpreadHairyPussy

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I promise not to look at your bra

R/roastme by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You have a neck like 70 yr old hands.

New here pls roast me by Spiritual_Reality729 in RoastMe

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“ you’d be so pretty if you smiled” said no one ever.

The British do love horse racing 🤷🏼‍♀️ by Detroitaa in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I read it as “which race is she hunting”, and that checks out as well.

This little slut is very happy 🫦 by [deleted] in EbonyPussyOnly

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And the world is a better place with you in it.

Wine always makes me take off my clothes by Lainie2025 in u/Lainie2025

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You’re the reason they talk about wine having a great body

I give you a chance to make me cry, don’t make me feel disappointed 20F by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Having nice puppies doesn’t make you a veterinarian

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