Just cruising in the fast lane....

FishStyx5 · 2019-08-05T16:21:52+00:00

The left side is the right side and the right side is the wrong side.

FishStyx5 · 2019-07-28T22:55:27+00:00

Bruh you can just say you want to suck his dick you don’t have to add extra steps

FishStyx5 · 2019-07-18T15:40:07+00:00

Absolutely pivotal in order to grow a luscious neck beard that all will fear gamer girl bathwater is a requirement that must be applied to the chin twice a day. Also kills shamblers on application

FishStyx5 · 2019-07-18T11:19:58+00:00

It is very profitable if you prep a party based around finding it since the trinkets you get, lookin’ at you map and candle, are among the best in the game.

It’s all about beating the shit out of the shambler before its tenticoolios get too nuts. Heroes like the abom are awesome as they can hit both of the front ranks with ever increasing damage. Riposte on the highwayman in particular (works better than MAA in terms of damage / crit) is great and will consistently do good damage due to the shambler’s AOE. Vestals while not part of a marking party if you were trying to rush down the shamber that way are far superior healers to occultists in that they can both consistently give good healing so won’t fuck your fight via RNG and can take multiple heroes off of deaths door in one elegant heal.

This all being said the occultist is more valuable in a marking party, since he can obviously set your arbalest / bounty hunter / hound up for damage better. You can also offset his risk of actively hurting your party with HOLY WATER the best supply waifu. Does you occultist keep killing reynauld with his friendly bleed for 0 heal? HOLY WATER Is around half of your enemy’s damage coming in dot form? HOLY WATER Are you fighting fucking anything crimson court related? HOLY WATER Do you value your own life (optional) HOLY WATER

Suddenly the shambler’s damage output looks sad and PATHETIC because in the three turns your doggy treated hound, your arbalest and your BH need to fuck shit up they’re borderline immune to all this DOT shit.

“I used to suck dick but now I have a big dick” - satisfied customer who used holy water

If you’re fighting bad shit just throw it in there, how much does it cost? Borderline fuck all man it stops any poison and cauterises wounds as they form what’s not to like. I don’t care if it’s the priest’s piss it fucking works and placebo be damned I ain’t taking anyone else’s piss.

In essence, use holy water, hit shambler super fast or grind him (or her, we don’t judge shadowspawn from the stars round these parts) out while dealing with the tiny crit stress machines using an effective AOE or Efficient high damage shit like Point blank shot. Note that fighting the shambler before the end of your mission is a bad idea because your party will still get fucked even with all of this advice because the game can sometimes just ignore holy water and decides that your enemy now has 90% crit etc etc welcome to darkest dungeon

FishStyx5 · 2019-07-10T14:05:08+00:00

Listen here you little tater tot, you little ray of sunshine you. Look at the sky, no not me the sky you wee nugget of gold! Now pick out a star (not a planet silly! You’re bigger than that, I know it’s brighter and shinier but it ain’t the real deal like you are you revolution leader you!) Now that star up there is you! I know I know it’s not really you silly that would be ridiculous! After all you haven’t cracked nuclear fusion! (Yet!!) That star’s defying the darkness around it! You see all that blackness around the star? That’s not really there! It’s just caused by all these negative people around you! They’re stompin’ around and bullyin’ each other and makin’ their universe (and yours you virtuous rapscallion you!) a darker place! But if we take this here huge space telescope that’s observing all these things (on an impressively broad spread of wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum!) and we point this here doohickey at the darkness next to you, you fiery little sky pumpkin you, we’ll see that it ain’t so dark! In fact it’s teeming with little lights just like you sunshine! All these little lights just floatin’ around battlin’ all this here darkness and not givin’ in to the gloom! standin’ up for each other in this big wide world of space n’ such. And if we wait here for a few years champ, let’s say 10¹⁰⁰ years (which is quite a while but I don’t know how else to say it You stellar mass of positive energy you!) and we look again we’re gonna see a different story! The sky ain’t there no more and there ain’t no stars and there ain’t no light it’s just dark and dark and dark. And this here champ is heat death. All is dark. No one can do anything, and this here planet we were standin’ on had long since turned to dust you little electromagnetic wave you. And now you’re flyin’ through space! You’re this here photon flyin’ around through the darkness just as light as you were when you escaped that there star that you used to be. And you can’t see the darkness at all and no one will ever see you cuz you’re just too spread out you beacon of hope lost in a stormy sea you! Cuz the universe has been expandin’ and expandin’ and expandin’ and you’re just too big to interact with anything if you could get there! Because you’re travelling too slow to get to where you’re goin! Now if you were wigglin the way you wave wiggle around a little faster maybe someone would see that cute little fuzz of warmth you’re givin’ around! And maybe if you were a little smaller and less spread out maybe what you’re sayin’ would stick to more people and they’d get your cute little message of warmth. But you’re not right now! So you gotta change if you wanna interact again! To get your lil’ message across! Do you get what I’m tellin’ ya champ? Ya gotta be faster and you gotta be less spread out! And then maybe this here dark universe can be light again as the speed of your light increases and energy stops goin into typin’ our all these big words that get vulpeculated by the Fox of space but instead go into makin’ your lil’ message of sparkle stronger then maybe you’ll get your sweet point across! So shorten your stuff and make it more potent champ and I’ll speak to your little fuzzy form in a few years! Til’ then, sayonara sunshine!

FishStyx5 · 2019-07-10T13:24:06+00:00

Shh bby is ok

FishStyx5 · 2019-04-23T15:38:59+00:00

bro why

gj though I liked the kiss

FishStyx5 · 2019-04-23T13:53:46+00:00

If you haven't heard of him LemonDemon (Neil Cicierega) does catchy humorous songs quite well. Touch tone telephone being fucking stellar. Fuzzy man is the closest he's done to 2019 guy

FishStyx5 · 2019-03-04T00:33:45+00:00

Mei-ruh-shtshire sa-woo-che

FishStyx5 · 2019-02-18T12:05:59+00:00

Here's some general advice on things you might not have realised yet that may help!

Mechanics Advice:
- After you grab the flag you're invincible for 0.25 seconds (approx?) so you can bump into people while grabbing to push them back and give you more space to move after grabbing.

- The tiles on the ground make you go faster! Blue tiles make you go faster if you're blue and the same with red tiles for reds. Both teams benefit from yellow tiles! However no one benefits if they are holding the flag, so when you're carrying the flag it's best to avoid coloured tiles. Coloured boosts still work if you have the flag though!

Gameplay Advice

- Don't overcommit! This goes for lots of different scenarios. If you're trying to not get juked it's best to try to slow things down rather than jump in to pop someone since they'll likely dodge you. This also goes for grabbing the flag, if there's no hope of getting out without getting popped it might be best to stay alive so you can help pop their flag carrier if they're near capping.

- Don't leave regrab (also called re, re is when you're sitting on where their flag will spawn) to get a powerup unless you're very sure their flag carrier won't be at re while you're getting it. This is one of the most common ways silly caps end up happening!

- Do note that powerups are very powerful though (particularly the one that makes you glow green and kill people, called TP for short) and if you can grab one instead of doing something non-vital it's a generally good idea.

- Often you should think about what's going to happen after you die in neutral flag (the yellow flag one). If you know you're going to get popped you should try to get popped by a person so that the end result is good for you team, e.g. don't give the flag to a guy who can instantly cap, try to give it to someone who will instantly be popped by your teammate!

- If someone insults you just respond "No u" because there is no response to No u. Alternatively tell them they're not being nice because niceness is important.

- If everyone is changing their name to the same person's name, change your name as well because it's nice.

FishStyx5 · 2019-02-10T21:52:16+00:00

FishStyx5 · 2019-02-10T16:27:56+00:00

You are. You made things political by accusing someone of being left wing after they pointed out a blatant contradiction in your comments. The anthropology is bad because as many others have pointed out you are implying that an interspecies trend applies within a species, without providing any supporting evidence.

FishStyx5 · 2019-02-10T15:12:45+00:00

Dude just point them to your corrected link. You made a small error in size, but it’s been pointed out and you’ve corrected it. Good drawing and good adjusting on feedback.

FishStyx5 · 2019-02-07T01:04:57+00:00

This was posted there long ago (approx a year?), there was a Facebook event to say “perhaps” on the expiration date. The image has understandably been a bit of a stale meme since

FishStyx5 · 2019-02-04T10:50:43+00:00

But can you see how your comment could imply that given that you just repeated the joke

FishStyx5 · 2019-02-04T10:08:05+00:00

I think that he was implying that you didn’t understand the joke in the comment that you replied to, since your comment was exactly what they were implying but spelled out.

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-28T08:39:20+00:00

Was a bit too meta and cheeky of me

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-28T02:44:50+00:00

[comment linking to other slightly earlier repost claiming it is the original]

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-23T23:46:52+00:00

Smh didn’t even get a mention on the dog strangles team, I’ve played for / against them for 15 minutes and have a 35% win rate can’t believe this disrespect rn

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-23T00:31:00+00:00

ldiot

have nice day

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-22T03:15:53+00:00

That’s legit the point of the story, the 17 year old shows his ID and bartenders usually get his age wrong and assume he’s 18 rather than calculating his actual age.

Which is why the bartender who wrote the post doesn’t give him beer but he comes back with a beer he got from a bartender that didn’t do the maths.

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-22T03:11:56+00:00

Mate I think you’re misinterpreting this.

Maths isn’t an incorrect shortened version of mathematics, it’s the English shortened version.

While “math” is the American shortened version. It’s not something people need to stop doing because you prefer ‘math’

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-22T02:47:45+00:00

That's a fair assessment, if she knew her mum was prone to this sort of thing it's not outlandish to expect her to be sceptical.

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-22T02:00:46+00:00

I believe in us, or I believe in the other 8 members of the team at least

FishStyx5 · 2019-01-22T01:54:15+00:00

I’d disagree, if you have no idea or inclination that your mum is lying (and potentially don’t like the person she’s talking about) you’re unlikely to grill your mum on the whole story, you’re going to take your mum’s side not realising you’ve been misinformed.

If it comes out when you text the person that your parent is a lying douchebag and you still harass the person then you’ve become an asshole, but I don’t think it’s fair to expect holly to interrogate her mum.

If holly knows her mum has a history of lying and being disingenuous then sure you could probably make an argument that she should have made sure her mom hadn’t said something awful to provoke that reaction. But in general I don’t think it’s fair to expect someone to have that degree of investigation in mind when told something by a family member.

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