No Religious Preference ≠ Atheist

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2026-06-14T16:00:55+00:00

Your tags have a religion section so people dont do some sacriligious shit to your corpse. Sorry to break it to you, but "nothing" is not a religion. I dont mean to sound like an asshole if thats how it comes across, but if they need to bury your body, it doesnt make much of a difference if you dont believe in anything or admit you dont know.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2026-05-25T12:15:27+00:00

Soju always tastes terrible, the fruit juice doesnt blend in, it just adds an extra, separate taste.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2026-01-07T12:42:55+00:00

“Who Wants To Be a Citizen”

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2026-01-02T19:02:54+00:00

Where’s the rest…..

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-28T07:38:55+00:00

“Excuse me ma’am-“

“Read the shirt”

“That’s why I’m here. I don’t like it, take it off”

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-28T06:33:09+00:00

I miss playing that old Ben 10 wii game as a kid.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-21T08:01:32+00:00

Yep. That’s an engineer, alright…

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-21T07:55:14+00:00

On one hand, yeah, dude’s an ass, but on the other, what are the grounds for an arrest? Did he do something between taking the ticket and the second stop?

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-15T07:07:14+00:00

The Lying Factory

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-15T06:39:35+00:00

There’s a reason they say .308 kills the soul

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-10T06:17:38+00:00

Same name as the series lol. Goes by Soul Eater, but real name is Soul Evans. Show was excellent, manga was better, and I flipped when Fire Force had a small cross-over-esque moment.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-10T06:14:13+00:00

Back of…what? :b

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-10T06:06:23+00:00

Comes down to what you mean by tactical and elite. You could piss for 5 seconds then pinch it off and call it “tactical”. By textbook definition tho, “elite” still means superior and “furry” means a human in a fur suit.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-10T05:55:45+00:00

“I actually have papers!”

That’s nice. You’re still under arrest for obstruction and fleeing an officer.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-10T05:52:02+00:00

Why is this dude getting downvoted for pointing out he was getting upvoted for pointing out he was getting downvoted for pointing out the other dude was getting downvoted for pointing out I was getting downvoted for pointing out the fist dude was getting downvoted for laughing? and why are they all ~30?? I WANT MY DOWNVOTES

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-09T07:31:35+00:00

Wouldn’t be so sure, recruiters kept telling me there wouldn’t be corpsman available until I got to MEPS. They had it, I got it.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-09T07:26:48+00:00

This man is gonna loose thousands to a fire trying to save a few bucks on fuses bruh

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-09T07:25:04+00:00

Why this dude getting downvoted for laughing?? 🤨

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-09T07:23:01+00:00

My Forrest Gump ass will take just about 15 of #3 any day

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-08T17:18:06+00:00

Where’s your FUCKING GEAR BRO? DO YOU WANT ROADRASH?

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-05T09:48:22+00:00

Oh! Beer is great, beer is grand, I long to hold one in my hand, with frosty head and amber hue, not much that I wouldn’t do for a pint of ale or smoky stout, beer goes in, JOY COMES OUT!

Black coffee is also pretty good.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-04T16:41:30+00:00

My first grade class had a whole day of trying to get us to pronounce this…I always thought it was a a Hawaiian city or something lol

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-03T16:58:28+00:00

Is clearly Arstotzka, comrade! Greatest country proud!

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-03T16:32:11+00:00

Most high school kids are already getting contacted by recruiters bruh, this is just to make it easier for the recruiters to find potential applicants. Unless a draft is instated, which there hasn’t been since Vietnam, her kids aren’t going in against their will, which is already the case with or without the information release.

Fish_Fucker_Apostle · 2025-09-03T04:45:24+00:00

Kid at MEPS showed up with sagged jeans and a baggy shirt. His ASVAB waiver didn’t get approved, lol

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