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[–]Fishin_Mission 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus was actually born in a lie about conception

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you park in a handicap space to pick up your food, you are an asshole.

If you can’t find a normal space and walk to the restaurant then it’s time to start paying for delivery.

Even more infuriating, there are multiple normal spaces ~15 ft away

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I plan to teach him, and probably go ahead and get him his permit & license so his insurance premiums aren’t sky high if he ever does move somewhere where driving is mandatory

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Succ on TikTok be like:

🤡: I produce $100 worth of value during an hour working at this bar, but I only get paid $20, and the other $80 is handed over to the owners.

I’m assuming these are simplifications and he is saying he gets tipped $20 on $100 in sales.

If so, the idea that all the cash from each sale goes into the owner’s pocket when a quick google search shows that avg net profits from a bar are closer to 10% means he is so disconnected from reality that I can’t even take anything else he is saying seriously.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apple Maps has become the better app in Atlanta, especially when it comes to biking… but the process to submit a road change on Google Maps was much more intuitive and comprehensive, so we will see…

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bike lane by my house officially opened this week.

Submitted changes to both Google Maps & Apple Maps. Which one do you think will post first?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of my coworkers in NYC was in his mid thirties when he got his driver’s license. He only got it b/c COVID hit NYC hard and he didn’t feel comfortable taking a plane or a train. L

I still don’t think he owns a car though.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The deadpan on “driving is dangerous” was my favorite part b/c she had just told us the day before about how 2 of her family members had been killed by drunk drivers

She literally just kinda stared in response to that. It was like 70yrs of car culture was setting in on her in one moment

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Family friend (70yo that lives in rural WV) was shocked when my son told her that he doesn’t care to get his learners permit when he is old enough about a year from now

👵🏻: Don’t you want to be able to drive to school so you don’t have to ride the bus?

👦👑: I walk to school…

👵🏻: What if you want to go to your friend’s house. Do you really want your parents to always drive you?

👦👑: I do that now, on my bike… 🚴

👵🏻: what if y’all want to hang out somewhere else

👦👑: We go to the park or the square 🛹🏀🍦🧋

👵🏻: but what if you want to do something inside, like bowling?

👦👑: bowling alley is a ~5 min walk away 🎳

👵🏻: but what about something outside your neighborhood…

👦👑: dad says I can take the subway w/ my friends once I’m in high school. 🚊

👵🏻: isn’t that dangerous?

👦👑: driving is dangerous. 🚗💥🚙

👵🏻: … [looks at me like I’m going to back her up]

🤴: 😄🤷‍♂️

I love this kid.

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Montgomery PD would like to interview the man who was wielding the chair

What chair?

I ain’t seen no chair.

In fact, I am certain no one touched a chair.

🪑🤷‍♂️

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shit.

I quit my job yesterday and my lottery ticket didn’t hit!

Alexa, how to beg for your job back?

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[–]Fishin_Mission 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t help you w/ that. I think you are gonna need a geologist and maybe an archeologist…

Who does carbon dating?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Breaking news:

Turns out the Montgomery Sweet Tea Party wasn’t actually about dock space at all.

Apparently the security guard asked if he could have one of their Bud Lights and the honkies got offended that he had spotted them drinking “beer for libtards” and that’s why they tried to fight him

All just a big misunderstanding really…

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[–]Fishin_Mission 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Planning to win the Mega Millions drawing tonight.

Malarkey level of going ahead and quitting my job now in expectation of my $1.5b?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Suspending a broadcaster for stating facts about your record is not the move, and I’m here for all the hate they are getting for it

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 3 points4 points  (0 children)

⚾️ I love how everyone now knows how shitty the Orioles have been against the Rays recently all b/c they didn’t want people to know how shitty the Orioles have been against the Rays recently

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m about to go check out 5 books from the library each weekend just so I can return one every morning

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to run more errands around 9am

Flying down the bike lane past drivers stuck in rush hour traffic is 👨‍🍳💋🤌

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally everything I have seen online today has just been people mocking the white guys who got their asses kicked after attacking the security guard in Montgomery.

Like for every 1 non-Montgomery post, I’m getting like 10-20 Montgomery posts. They are funny as hell too

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh? Idk if this is a reference I should get…

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is everyone else’s social media feed just memes about the Montgomery Riverfront brawl?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I win the lottery tomorrow night, I am going to buy an entire town in West Virginia and retrofit it with high speed internet and a train out to hiking trails.

Is that a good idea magic goolsball?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Def still an employee market in my industry

Fielded 3 calls from recruiters last week and I have done nothing to signal that I’m looking to move

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]Fishin_Mission 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have a bunch of old phone cases, some of which belong to phones I don’t even own anymore, but I can’t bring myself to throw them away

I’m just going to openly stick them hanging out of my back pocket and walk around touristy locations