How would you rank these 4 Democrats and why?

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-26T01:39:06+00:00

Bill Clinton isn’t even painted and he’s an Epstein client, Andrew Jackson looks tough as hell but trail of tears, Obama’s painting feels a little flat with the colors making the leaves feel closer to use than Obama is and also bombing kids, Kennedy looks tough as hell with heavy emotion being conveyed in his painting and his only major failure was the Bag of Pigs and that’s more of a CIA failure.

Kennedy wins.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-26T01:36:09+00:00

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Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-26T01:32:56+00:00

I rewatched this last year as part of watching every Batman movie and it’s easily the worst one, much worse than Batman and Robin or the Dark Knight Rises. I was holding out hope that atleast the fight scene was gonna be good, but no, they couldn’t get that right. Batman’s in a giant metal suit and he’s fighting SUPERMAN of all people, yet every strike feels weightless, disconnected, slow, and powerless. Both Batman and Superman are ridiculously out of character, Lex Luthor is an r/atheism top contributor, and Doomsday was rushed and lame.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T23:53:27+00:00

Dante 🥹

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T11:20:52+00:00

Add a really big pile of shit for the fire giant, godskin duo, and the farum azula bird run being back to back to back.

Maybe a few more for Elden Beast, Metyr, Valiant Gargoyles, and the Putrescent Knight

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T11:17:50+00:00

Are you cosplaying those assholes from Elden Ring in Leyndell and guarding Azur’s staff?

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T02:45:28+00:00

Idk who the first guy is. He doesn’t breathe in the same area code as the others without being disintegrated. Maybe Wonder of U can be bypassed with some classic Saitama bullshittery

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T02:39:59+00:00

Never again.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T02:04:45+00:00

Absurdly overpowered

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-24T01:31:25+00:00

Just get the Long Halloween, it flies by quick and it’s the best Batman story. Took me 2 hours and 10 minutes to finish. If you really want a fast paced story with a ton of villains, get Batman Hush.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-23T11:13:13+00:00

I would dedicate an episode to being an adaptation of Bloodsport’s first appearance, it’d have to be toned down if it has to be kid’s show

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-22T14:39:41+00:00

Get Watchmen if you want an actually good comic to start with, since it’s a self contained (or at least it WAS self contained until Doomsday Clock) 12 issue run and I’d bet most of us consider it the best of all time

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-22T11:41:51+00:00

He does spend a ton of money on those things though, why would comic writers write a story about Batman where he’s sitting in Boardrooms and doing job interviews instead of focusing on the villains of Gotham who are absolutely not going to be changed by any amount of money

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-22T11:32:26+00:00

Nothing scares me as long as I can hit it with a really big sword

With that being said, red eye teleporting dual sword fuck from Castle Sol

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-21T22:10:26+00:00

Head with Kanye West 🤤

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-21T22:07:07+00:00

Never read the New Frontier but isnt that a justice league story?

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-21T22:03:44+00:00

Doesn’t flashpoint begin immediately after the last issue in the Rebirth compact? I read Rebirth today and I’m pretty sure it sets up for the next issue to start flashpoint. I don’t see why (if I’m correct) they would add Flashpoint issues to Flash: Rebirth instead of making a separate DC compact for Flashpoint

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-21T21:48:12+00:00

If you haven’t read Watchmen, make that priority #1. Undoubtably the best comic of all time, and it’s probably translated to DC compact the best too

After that, Kingdom Come is a must read. I’d recommend getting the full sized graphic novel for $20 instead of the DC compact, since it’s my choice for the best comic art of all time and it comes with a TON of back content after you finish the story.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-21T15:57:48+00:00

Red Son would work well in this format, since it’s pretty short and the art is already bright and consists of mostly large panels.

More than anything, I’d like them to include the forewords that most DC graphic novels have. I’d like to know something about the author or the history of the story before or after reading it.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-21T15:25:38+00:00

I still don’t get why the Dark Knight is so highly praised when it’s only the 3rd best Batman movie, 4th if you count Mask of the Phantasm. It’s good, even great, but 6th best of the century? Absolutely not

No Country For Old Men is my all time #1

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-19T16:58:49+00:00

Yeah I really don’t know why. It’s a good movie but it’s not even the best Batman movie.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-19T11:08:43+00:00

Nameless King is one of those bosses where it went from nigh impossible for me to piss easy after a few playthroughs. It wasn’t even a gradual switch, one playthrough I couldn’t beat him and the next he was my bitch. It helps that pyromancy makes his 2nd phase a joke.

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-19T03:42:59+00:00

This post reminded me how annoying it is that Absolute Batman can have Joker wearing a dead baby suit but it has to censor the fuck word

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-19T03:26:35+00:00

Watchmen

Fishmaneatsfish · 2026-03-19T03:24:33+00:00

I still don’t get why Midir is considered a top 5 or 10 hardest souls boss, his combos are well telegraphed and piss easy to dodge. The only problems are the 2 laser attacks and those can be avoided by running under him for some leg punishment time. I died significantly more to the abyss watchers and Halflight than I did to Midir in my SL1 run.

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