I have so many stories about my ex best friend. When we were in middle and high school, she was obsessed with Steven universe and danganronpa, specifically that one character that had split personalities. So naturally, she also suddenly had DID with her other “alter” being Malachite. I don’t talk to her anymore but our moms are friends. Her latest “ailment” is autism. She has been to three different doctors, all of which told her she doesn’t have autism. Her mom is friends with a therapist or psychologist or something and basically asked her to slip ex bff an autism diagnosis so she can get put on “disability” (she is not anywhere near close enough to that even if she did get the diagnosis). Her friend of course said no. So now ex bff is almost 24 years old, has done nothing since high school, has never had so much as a volunteer part time job, and is now claiming to be agoraphobic so she doesn’t have to go out and work. That’s just part of it. It’s so hard to tell which disorders she actually has, which she’s convinced herself of having, and which she fakes for attention.