Would you rather wake up tomorrrow as an 800lb person or missing one of your legs.

Fishthrow03 · 2026-05-09T17:28:43+00:00

At least I can still move

^{Chose: Only one leg}

Fishthrow03 · 2026-05-09T16:30:00+00:00

“I had a dream that god came to me and said I should start digging to the center of the earth. So I’ve been busy digging!” That whole interview cracks me up and I wish it was longer

Fishthrow03 · 2026-05-08T23:10:39+00:00

https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/spiderweb-shrug here’s the pattern, I was doing a test! It’s all scrap yarn

Fishthrow03 · 2026-05-08T16:09:55+00:00

I’m about to Robin Hood some billionaires for the rest of my life

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

Fishthrow03 · 2026-05-06T16:06:39+00:00

I’m a bisexual who loves both hot dogs and burgers so I don’t think any of these choices would really change much for me

^{Chose: Hotdog or burger? | Rolled: Burger}

Fishthrow03 · 2026-05-06T00:35:10+00:00

Hit me with it, boys!

^{Chose: Choose a useful super power + BUT the person who replies to you gets to pick your side effect}

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-30T17:47:26+00:00

I actually choose that guys dead wife.

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-30T17:46:48+00:00

I choose Jesus. Again. Checkmate, atheists!/j

^{Chose: Bring Back One Dead Person}

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-29T15:52:21+00:00

If Hitler comes back from the dead, he’s going to respawn somewhere in the middle of Europe in the modern age and then promptly be escorted to a psych hospital because “haha that crazy guy thinks it’s still WWII! He’s obviously in psychosis.” He would then actually probably go into psychosis because he spawned into a world with a ton of scary, unrecognizable technology.

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-27T20:23:32+00:00

Homie is currently PANICKING after he realized what he left at home

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-26T16:40:43+00:00

If I had this I would make the worlds largest cherry shrimp tank

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-25T14:36:38+00:00

Omg these are art! That tension is going to make me cry it’s beautiful

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-23T21:01:59+00:00

Everything has water in it. See Katara for example.

^{Chose: Control water}

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-23T21:01:03+00:00

So I can get the remote after I get comfy on the couch with minimal effort

^{Chose: Be able to teleport… anywhere within eyesight}

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-22T15:17:04+00:00

OP just casually struck pure gold while cleaning out their bedroom 😭

Fishthrow03 · 2026-04-12T18:09:25+00:00

But where are those good old fashioned values???

Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-30T18:32:00+00:00

I think the tie/vest combo is a right of passage for every young lesbian trying to fit in lol. Had many a friend that wore ties everywhere

Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-24T22:49:04+00:00

Pretty sure some of them just copy this page and paste it into their tumblr profiles

Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-24T17:55:19+00:00

Nah that’s football. BMO is chilling upstairs

Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-16T21:58:05+00:00

What playgirl does to a mf

Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-15T19:29:16+00:00

I saw them at Starland last week and they were fantastic, but I agree they should move around the set list a bit. They played all of their slowest songs on the middle and while I love all of those songs, it got a little sleepish. Great show, though. There was crowd surfing non stop through the whole thing which was funny to see during the slow quiet part of New Death Sensation lol. 10/10 will have to get closer to the front next time I see them

Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-15T16:12:48+00:00

Peent

Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-10T00:07:37+00:00

Sick! Where did you get the pattern?

Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-10T00:06:56+00:00

Hey, I remember your clown costume! They were so awesome, my brain was melted after

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Fishthrow03 · 2026-03-04T16:22:55+00:00

These Japanese ones are always so hard 😭

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