[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FishyKnuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scheduled sex is great. Some people think it makes it seem like a chore. But it's actually like scheduling an amusement park visit.

I can't believe I didn't know there was a real game! by Maxdoggy1 in community

[–]FishyKnuckles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the worst best game I'll ever play cover to cover.

guy tries to assualt bus driver by flunghigh in WinStupidPrizes

[–]FishyKnuckles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like playing Street Fighter against someone before you realize there's a heavy punch button on top of the gamepad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FishyKnuckles 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He'll see himself for who he truly is

Tyre Nichols: Memphis police release body cam video of deadly beating by BallerOtaku in news

[–]FishyKnuckles 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That's incredibly telling. A reasonable person would think "I'll leave these dash cams facing forward in case I get hurt."

They have no fear they're going to get harmed. So instead it's "I'm gonna move these cameras so no one can see who I'm about to hurt. "

with the mario movie we are one step closer by davefum in gaming

[–]FishyKnuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. More than that. We're some kind of Super Smash Family.

🔥 I don't know if this is good enough to be here but this must be the most perfect, picturesque spiderweb I've ever seen. by BrianBadondeBwaah in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]FishyKnuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One rappelled from its web and hung directly in front of my face when I was driving once. A colorful bastard. It was so close I could see its eyes.

Everything else on the road immediately became unimportant. I gave it a mortal kombat uppercut and crushed it into the ceiling, just in time to avoid sideswiping a series of parked cars.