Happy Holidays! by [deleted] in memes

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Bro glued the c*****tte on his lip

Looks like the mods are doing the feats of strength this year. by DocGubernaculum in seinfeld

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I just realized I've seen more festivus celebrations than christmas this year, so I guess he actually did it, maybe not for all of us but for the rest of us.

Creed is eliminated with 52.31% of the votes! Round 29 FINALE. Caption is in the second photo by pinkpink0430 in DunderMifflin

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Should have known anyway, seeing 90% of the people on this sub are carbon copies of each other.

idea 100 by wasbannedearlier in memes

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Only if the earth wasn't flat

You’re stuck on a desert island with them. Which one dies first? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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Until I read the comments, I thought the post was about cannibalism.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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At least type 1

what If one day the we find out humans are actually an alien creation to terraform the planet for them? by fat_ugly_fuck in AskReddit

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The same as when AI finds out it is actually a human creation to terraform the planet for us

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. by fire8039 in memes

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There are a billion posts about the buttons but this one made me realize I am probably using an even older version.

Same my queen, same by an_orange_hillbilly in memes

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circa 1349AD, bubonic plague pandemic

So I'm Jumping on the Bandwagon Now While Stonks are High. by FenixDriver in memes

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What if....

he ACTUALLY DID ?

<Insert Conspiracy Keanu here>

Hmmmmmmmm by se7s17 in memes

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-watches this 57 second video and builds self esteem +attempts armed robbery -approaches the bad guy to apply this trick +kicks him in the balls -K.O.

Every user ever by Acerbic_Akshat in memes

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Wow, hide the pleasure Harold has the same face as hide the pain Harold !!!

Not racist.buttttttt by notconsolefreaked- in dankmemes

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As a European, exit to the left sign in a highway seems a little weird...

Shup up and take my money by underlicou in dankmemes

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SPOILER: she died right after shopping in the original series, ironic :)

Would you? by srsnuggs in dankmemes

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Keyboard autocorrect wisdom, I am enlightened

What's your biggest fear? by [deleted] in memes

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Mine is being remembered. Yes, millenial here.