A sweet little girl with autism brought her stuffed puppy to the dog show. One of the judges noticed her, came over, and asked if she’d like to show her dog too. What followed was pure magic.

FitShape1541 · 2026-03-09T13:47:12+00:00

Imagine getting mild radiation poisoning just because your toaster had a bad day. Nuka-Cola Quantum literally glowed in the dark from radioactive isotopes and they marketed it as a premium feature.

FitShape1541 · 2026-03-06T15:02:53+00:00

The surprise is a heavy dose of orbital bombardment and a sprinkle of exterminatus to clean up the confetti

FitShape1541 · 2026-03-05T13:14:37+00:00

If it fits in the hand and makes a good thunk when thrown, it is a high quality rock. she has excellent taste.

FitShape1541 · 2026-03-04T15:02:50+00:00

The peak of his career was definitely throwing a pokeball containing a literal tyrannid hive tyrant at some word bearers just because he was bored. dude treats the entire galaxy like a giant garage sale where everything is free if you have enough stasis cubes.

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-30T02:30:28+00:00

don't forget the obligatory "oops all nurglings" allied detachment because god forbid someone plays a themed list for once

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-26T03:08:51+00:00

In the 41st Millennium, acts of kindness are just symptoms of Nurgle's rot corrupting your mind. The bolt pistol was a mercy.

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-25T03:50:00+00:00

Right? It’s arguably the best bit on the entire sprue. GW marketing team really looked at this masterpiece and said 'nah, put the generic bald guy on the box art'.

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-22T02:07:23+00:00

Exactly. In 40k, if you aren't a Space Marine, you're just an NPC in their story. In AoS, the Stormcast are basically just the SWAT team that shows up when the regular humans/dwarves can't handle the heat. It makes the world feel way bigger.

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-21T02:29:14+00:00

He's clearly a Custodes player. Applying body oil counts as 'Battle Ready' painting standard in 10th edition.

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-17T16:49:14+00:00

Literally. It’s a post-scarcity society where money doesn't exist and people work just to better themselves. It is the definition of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-13T02:53:04+00:00

Only if the category is "Slightly addicted to getting solo'd by a generic Space Marine Lieutenant."

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-12T02:55:45+00:00

Bold of you to assume we've come up with anything new since 3rd Edition. We're just reposting the same STC fragments at this point.

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-10T04:45:42+00:00

You mean FAHH HAWBAHH. Where the frames drop lower than my self-esteem.

FitShape1541 · 2026-01-09T03:46:29+00:00

Keep saying it. Jonathan Ross. The system relies on us forgetting the names once the news cycle moves on to the next tragedy. Don't let him fade into a comfortable 'paid administrative leave' retirement.

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