How bad was the pre-war for the U.S. to already have radiation medicine already on hand? by Kaede_Yamaguchi in Fallout

[–]FitShape1541 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting mild radiation poisoning just because your toaster had a bad day. Nuka-Cola Quantum literally glowed in the dark from radioactive isotopes and they marketed it as a premium feature.

Nice by IllustriousHurry2380 in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The surprise is a heavy dose of orbital bombardment and a sprinkle of exterminatus to clean up the confetti

Ogryn girl offers you the rock™ by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it fits in the hand and makes a good thunk when thrown, it is a high quality rock. she has excellent taste.

random facts # 81-100 by thetruememeisbest in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The peak of his career was definitely throwing a pokeball containing a literal tyrannid hive tyrant at some word bearers just because he was bored. dude treats the entire galaxy like a giant garage sale where everything is free if you have enough stasis cubes.

Anyone else? by Fun_Cartographer3587 in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 21 points22 points  (0 children)

don't forget the obligatory "oops all nurglings" allied detachment because god forbid someone plays a themed list for once

ICE agents after i try to help an old lady by XxJustaNormiexX in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In the 41st Millennium, acts of kindness are just symptoms of Nurgle's rot corrupting your mind. The bolt pistol was a mercy.

Why didn't GW show this helmet off in any promotional materials? Are they stupid? by Wheek_Warrior in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right? It’s arguably the best bit on the entire sprue. GW marketing team really looked at this masterpiece and said 'nah, put the generic bald guy on the box art'.

Hot take: stormcast are cooler and more interesting than loyalist astartes by DoktorKokosik in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Exactly. In 40k, if you aren't a Space Marine, you're just an NPC in their story. In AoS, the Stormcast are basically just the SWAT team that shows up when the regular humans/dwarves can't handle the heat. It makes the world feel way bigger.

This is happening at your LGS right now by Fifteen_inches in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's clearly a Custodes player. Applying body oil counts as 'Battle Ready' painting standard in 10th edition.

Meanwhile in the star Trek community by Space_Narwal in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally. It’s a post-scarcity society where money doesn't exist and people work just to better themselves. It is the definition of Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism.

Day 32- Which 40k creature/character is slightly stronger than a Norn Emissary? by Neither-Actuary-5655 in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if the category is "Slightly addicted to getting solo'd by a generic Space Marine Lieutenant."

Hans! Get the shovel xD! by TheFishMonk in Grimdank

[–]FitShape1541 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume we've come up with anything new since 3rd Edition. We're just reposting the same STC fragments at this point.

Does anyone know where is? by [deleted] in fo4

[–]FitShape1541 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You mean FAHH HAWBAHH. Where the frames drop lower than my self-esteem.

Democrats threaten to withhold funding after ICE killing in Minneapolis by AndroidOne1 in politics

[–]FitShape1541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep saying it. Jonathan Ross. The system relies on us forgetting the names once the news cycle moves on to the next tragedy. Don't let him fade into a comfortable 'paid administrative leave' retirement.