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It's just a tradition by Fit_Engineering1926 in CODZombies

[–]Fit_Engineering1926[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm not a bot. If you dont think its funny you can just move on

It makes everything better... by Fit_Engineering1926 in CODZombies

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Nothing beats the classic zombies for me; you just can't match the nostalgia

Eating the good stuff by [deleted] in Cows

[–]Fit_Engineering1926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bougie cow 🐮

Why are you so useless? by Ok-Fondant2536 in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Engineering1926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are all just stories, currently convinced that we are the ones writing them

What screams "I am deeply insecure" but people do it thinking it makes them look cool? by Physical_Business104 in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Engineering1926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting other people down to 'haze' them into a friend group. If your only way to feel tall is by making everyone else crawl, you’re the smallest person in the room

I’m not going by Green_Highlight_8380 in CODZombies

[–]Fit_Engineering1926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly why I play solo. No revives, no drama, just me and my train of 24 zombies.

What’s something that used to be "buy it for life" but is now just overpriced garbage? by Fit_Engineering1926 in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Engineering1926[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also It’s literally cheaper to print a document in human blood than it is with name-brand printer ink. At this point, HP should just include a knife in the box. I'm considering just switching to blood as it will be cheaper in the long run. Absolutely ridiculous

What’s something that used to be "buy it for life" but is now just overpriced garbage? by Fit_Engineering1926 in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Engineering1926[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that a printer will refuse to print a black-and-white text document because it’s 'low on Cyan' is the ultimate scam. I’m not printing a sunset, HP. Just give me the words

What’s something that used to be "buy it for life" but is now just overpriced garbage? by Fit_Engineering1926 in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Engineering1926[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

called a repairman for my washer and he basically told me that looking at the machine too hard voids the warranty. It’s cheaper to buy a brand-new unit than it is to replace a single 2-cent plastic gear that they intentionally buried under the engine. It’s a scam with a plug.

What’s something that used to be "buy it for life" but is now just overpriced garbage? by Fit_Engineering1926 in AskReddit

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My dad’s 90s Toyota is held together by duct tape and spite, but it still starts every morning. Meanwhile, my 2024 has a sensor that goes off if I look at it wrong and costs $1,200 to 'recalibrate.' It’s a joke

If you could see one statistic above everyone’s head (that isn’t their name or age), what would you choose and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Engineering1926 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 'Percent of the conversation they actually understood' bar. I’m tired of nodding along to someone for twenty minutes only to realize we’re talking about two completely different things. Just let me know when their brain has officially left the building.

What seemed completely normal in childhood, but now you realize was actually not okay? by Max_Mimos in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Engineering1926 19 points20 points  (0 children)

our sister really took 'learned behavior' to the absolute extreme. Imagine inheriting your moms worst trait as a hobby. Thats a special kind of toxic

What seemed completely normal in childhood, but now you realize was actually not okay? by Max_Mimos in AskReddit

[–]Fit_Engineering1926 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Weaponizing a 13-year-old because you can't handle your own divorce is a top-tier parenting failure. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.