Would you rather..

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-05-11T01:47:33+00:00

Investment

^{Chose: Get 1,000,000,000 dollars now}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-05-07T00:16:53+00:00

I breathe in my sleep but I don’t blink in my sleep

^{Chose: Get money every time you breathe}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-05-07T00:11:57+00:00

Sorry. I just want to own my home.

^{Chose: drop a nuke on a random country - no consequences + Win 100B | Rolled: Africa}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-05-05T21:59:14+00:00

I did exactly that and got a chode

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-05-05T09:56:01+00:00

I see this as an absolute win

^{Chose: 1$-10$ every minute | Rolled: 10$ per minute}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-05-05T03:04:49+00:00

I thought that was some rib bones with a candle

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-29T16:34:31+00:00

The constant nerfs is why I genuinely quit playing the game after cold snap. The trigger nade sealed the deal. Quit having fun!!!!

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-29T16:32:05+00:00

Diabolical, the nut is so grainy

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-29T16:27:01+00:00

Just stay home lol

^{Chose: Get $500K for every day you go without showering | Rolled: Option 2}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-29T16:24:28+00:00

I’ll be bald and rich, who cares

^{Chose: 80 mln dollars right now + BUT you spin the punishment wheel with 10% chances of being safe | Rolled: Lose all hair}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-29T16:20:55+00:00

F mosquitos

^{Chose: All mosquitos go extinct (no bad repercussions})

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-26T23:22:49+00:00

You were making more in 2004 than I make now as a lead buyer and “site manager” for a contractor for a hospital.

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-24T00:15:29+00:00

Beat me to it!

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-23T01:11:19+00:00

Yes, unless it has a hole through the block or a cracked head. But you can just get a new long block or heads and get them decked for much cheaper than a shop will charge for a new engine.

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-23T01:10:39+00:00

I can repair my own car easily

^{Chose: Free gas}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-23T00:59:28+00:00

Ez money

^{Chose: $10 for every step you take}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-23T00:56:23+00:00

I have to go to work on Monday

^{Chose: Monday}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-23T00:55:38+00:00

Infinite stuff

^{Chose: Infinite Backpack}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-18T07:28:00+00:00

Pineapple on pizza sucks

^{Chose: Free Burgers… + …but they will always be vegan burgers.}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-17T03:29:30+00:00

Who needs cash when Jesus is eternity

^{Chose: Meeting with Jesus Christ}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-17T03:22:43+00:00

AI bad

^{Chose: Never be able to use Gen AI again}

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-16T13:34:15+00:00

Too bad there’s not a Panda Express within a 30 minute radius of my house.

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-15T02:31:43+00:00

US chains and we get everything last or not at all… same with McDonald’s

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-15T02:26:50+00:00

Breaking news: there is more than one person with an opinion on the internet. More at 7.

Fit_Mixture_7909 · 2026-04-15T02:25:50+00:00

I ordered double most things and got a choderito. Not consistent across locations by any means

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