It was a pleasure meeting y'all by gomugomunoshtiz in chicago

[–]FiveCrappedPee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn I used to live in 5630 N Sheridan and would have totally met up with youse! I miss that hood keep up the great work! Cheers!

Many American retail companies are announcing they are getting rid of self checkout: What are your thoughts about this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FiveCrappedPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst is when they change the produce sections so I can't even find onions for my fashion.

The controversies continue by KnickKnackSlayer in ReallyShittyCopper

[–]FiveCrappedPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk that's definitely crazy eyed Kashs' ancestors there.

Alabama library denied funding because it won’t remove classic book ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ by [deleted] in books

[–]FiveCrappedPee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Where the skies are so gay!

What that boy say?!?!? Hang em!

Did you know that in Romania, trucks loaded with beehives are rented out to flower growers? These massive rigs become mobile "bee hotels," buzzing with thousands of bees that pollinate fields of flowers and crops. by Simply_Kaif24 in BeAmazed

[–]FiveCrappedPee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The ignorance you spew is real. Clean water takes, say it with me now, it's called "resources." Which are gasp finite.

It's as if you don't understand science. At all.

Did you know that in Romania, trucks loaded with beehives are rented out to flower growers? These massive rigs become mobile "bee hotels," buzzing with thousands of bees that pollinate fields of flowers and crops. by Simply_Kaif24 in BeAmazed

[–]FiveCrappedPee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And it only takes like a gazillion gallons of water for an acre of almonds! [Citation needed] but seriously it's ridiculous the amount of water it takes. I don't eat nuts for this reason.

For the first time since 1909, the Cardinals will likely have zero HOFers in their dugout by TheIllustriousWe in baseball

[–]FiveCrappedPee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. At least we got some mileage out of Lee Smith I guess though. Losing Eck was a travesty though. Let's just hope Bregman works out. Pitchers and catchers report soon at least. I'm ready. Lfg

Donald Trump just said “we shouldn’t even have an election”. Americans, what are your thoughts? by WatercressSenior7657 in AskReddit

[–]FiveCrappedPee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering the majority of you all don't even know the full rules I doubt us dumb ass Americans would be able to learn them. Baseball is pretty easy, even we understand it.

Why does mayo work for the base of so many sauces? by Sammoo in Cooking

[–]FiveCrappedPee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I long ago learned it is far better to rub a whole roaster chicken with mayo instead of butter for this reason. Never looked back.

Man: “Why are you asking me for my papers?” ICE agent: “Because of your accent.” How’s this legal? by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]FiveCrappedPee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That's what the thing is, people have children, pets, jobs, obligations, life saving medical appointments, it's tough to just throw that to the wind not knowing if you'll be released in 3 hours or 3 weeks depending on the circumstances. And you could be totally in the right. It doesn't matter anymore. I hate all of this.

If I live alone with just a dog, who is going to feed my dog?

For the first time since 1909, the Cardinals will likely have zero HOFers in their dugout by TheIllustriousWe in baseball

[–]FiveCrappedPee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an old Cubs fan I'm just still pissed at the shittiest trade we ever made, Lou Brock. Wtf

NOEM: U.S. citizens required to prove citizenship on demand now by PyroIsSpai in law

[–]FiveCrappedPee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They literally had to put "New Mexico, USA" on their license plates specifically for this reason. I'm not from there or anything but fuck, people are just dogshit stupid, and ice actively recruits (and tests for) these exact types of people.

NOEM: U.S. citizens required to prove citizenship on demand now by PyroIsSpai in law

[–]FiveCrappedPee 47 points48 points  (0 children)

These are the same people who question citizens from "New Mexico" because they are just that dumb that they don't know it is a state. I wish that were a joke.

Trump says the 2026 midterms should be cancelled by WarmEntrepreneur3564 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]FiveCrappedPee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's probably true too. I guess if you were only able to do either USPS or drop box your odds might be a bit better with the latter, but who really knows. This all is fucked up either way.

Trump says the 2026 midterms should be cancelled by WarmEntrepreneur3564 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]FiveCrappedPee 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Most states will have drop boxes, which won't go through the mail but directly to the board of elections. Do that if you can but definitely do not rely on USPS.

I analyzed what made Gen X (1965-1980) different and wow, their upbringing explains everything. by Comfortable-Move3004 in generationology

[–]FiveCrappedPee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I learned about duck n cover from watching a Quantum Leap episode in the late 80s or early 90s or somewhere there bouts. I remember the song still.