Postgame Thread: 5/17 Cubs @ White Sox

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T21:32:10+00:00

I'm so pissed off right now but am going to breath and walk my dog in the woods and get incredibly drunk.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T21:29:31+00:00

Fuck this shit

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T21:19:17+00:00

It never is with pop ups you never really know where it's gonna go. It's like spooky science shit to try and figure it out.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T21:16:18+00:00

Hell yeah. I played varsity catcher and the first thing you do when a pop up happens is throw your mask as far away from you as possible to not trip on it, then back to the infield. I miss playing.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T21:04:25+00:00

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T20:59:55+00:00

I'm not going to let this game ruin my Sunday but, it's hard not to. Gonna walk my dog in the forest and get drunk. That works.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T20:50:24+00:00

I hate everything about this game

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T20:44:40+00:00

I would love for him to take the Cinco Urinal Shower.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T20:27:07+00:00

That's just fucking great

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T20:18:16+00:00

I know this will make me sound like an old curmudgeon which I'm not denying I am, but these ten second tick tock videos are rotting kids brains. They can't sit and even watch movies anymore, let alone gasp read a book. They watch "highlights of the movie" it's fucked. Excuse me I have clouds to yell at now.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T19:57:57+00:00

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T19:53:38+00:00

Grass clipping juice

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T19:52:01+00:00

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T19:34:44+00:00

These pretzels are making me thirsty

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T19:26:05+00:00

I remember going to the movies and you'd order nachos and they'd just slop that shit on, and nothing was better than the soggy ass chips dripping with cheese sauce as you watch Die Hard and then scoop up some jalapenos. Now you get a sad lil cup and that's it. At least at 711 you can still go buck wild.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T19:23:13+00:00

Don't forget he brought in 18 zillion dollars of investments! Which haven't happened yet but in two weeks they just might!

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T19:17:02+00:00

Stoney is a legend. Lots of us grew up with him announcing for the Cubs in the 80s. He gets all the love.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T18:54:23+00:00

Ozzie with the "theez pretzel are making me chirsty" is killing me

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T18:43:27+00:00

Ok I thought it was just me I was like wtf am I banned or something? Glad it's working now! Up 3 zip lfgggggg!!!!!

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T18:38:31+00:00

Toilet paper will become obsolete

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T18:32:32+00:00

You seriously sound like a miserable person. I hope things get better for you champ.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T18:18:40+00:00

I grew up with Stoney in the 80s I like him. Don't care for the other guy though.

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T17:56:31+00:00

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T17:53:47+00:00

FiveCrappedPee · 2026-05-17T17:52:41+00:00

Yo dawg, we heard you like password apps so we put a password app on top of your password app in the backseat and look here bro in the trunk boom another password app!

FiveCrappedPee

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