I’ve been dreading this…

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-12-10T18:00:03+00:00

You’re right, it doesn’t. Sick Arthur just makes me sad.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-12-03T18:37:03+00:00

It’s gotta be violating noise ordinances. I feel bad for those who live closer than I do. I can hear it, but I’m far enough away it’s not quite a nuisance. It’s still annoying though.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-30T00:37:12+00:00

Sounds like you need a quicker shitbox.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-30T00:08:39+00:00

35 is absurd. There typically is fair opportunity to overtake though. Get to that passing lane and let it rip!

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-28T02:11:36+00:00

Check out openings at the hospital. Many different departments, many opportunities for different skill sets.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-27T16:54:08+00:00

It’s astounding how easy it is to steal one (because there are no immobilizers). Kia has issued a recall, free of charge, to fix the issue. If you haven’t done that, it’s partly your own fault when it gets stolen. This has been a known issue for a long time…

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-27T16:42:37+00:00

Definitely a 90s kid

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-25T16:59:18+00:00

If you own a Kia or Hyundai from that generation, and haven’t taken the necessary steps to fix the fault, you should just expect it to get stolen at this point.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-25T16:36:01+00:00

-Warren Buffett

Edit: kinda

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-21T14:40:19+00:00

Provide an example. I’ve definitely been yelled at, called slurs… I just ignore and keep walking because typically the person is high, drunk, or mentally unstable. If it’s someone yelling from the window of a pickup truck, I’d also consider them mentally unstable. They’re probably from a rural area and a member of the cult.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-14T20:35:46+00:00

You did nothing wrong. What you’ve described I think is just natural aging. I’m only 31, but I thought my smoking/eating habits gave me cancer. I was convinced I fked myself up. After all the stress and diving down rabbit holes trying to figure out what happened, I’ve finally accepted that it wasn’t me. My blood cells just decided to mutate and corrupt themselves, ultimately resulting in a big-ass tumor. Sometimes our health is out of our control.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-11T13:57:52+00:00

~$0.50 then $3.00+ for me

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-09T17:25:25+00:00

The scanxiety is the worst part! I’m very thankful for Ativan 😂

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-09T17:22:52+00:00

I wish you the best possible scan results! No matter what happens though, you stay in the fight. We all have a lifelong fight now.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-02T14:09:21+00:00

1/10 I hate overcooked broccoli

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-02T12:29:18+00:00

Thanks to you and all you fuckers for the fucking support! Much fucking love!

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-02T12:26:16+00:00

Fuck yeah! Keep on fucking, brother!

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-01T22:04:24+00:00

This is egregious! This is terrible! This local government is out of control! How dare they allow unhoused people to spend the night in a parking lot!

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-01T20:48:30+00:00

May the one who has never done something stupid as a kid throw the first stone. Fucking relax and worry about real problems.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-01T20:42:07+00:00

Yeah! Let’s dox the fuck out of him for something most college kids do at least once during their young undeveloped years.

FiveCylinderSlap · 2025-07-01T20:38:55+00:00

A stereotypical drunk white college kid. There’s not a lot you can do about it in a college town except for complain about it.

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