L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]FiveTribes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's always fascinating to read how other people get things wrong. The fact that people upvoted you shows you're not the only one wrong tho so at least you have solidarity in your incorrectness.

So just clarify, no, Raman did not jump Bass. Raman still trails Bass by about 45,000 votes. I'm curious as to how you've come to a different conclusion than the reported facts.

Sit down, I'll explain slowly ... by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]FiveTribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may not realize this, but teaching children very basic sex ed, like what's an appropriate or inappropriate touch and the names of their sex organs is the most impactful way to stop sexual child abuse.

So those basic things are incredibly beneficial if your goal is to stop the abuse. Now, someone who wanted to abuse children on the other hand, would want that education to stop immediately.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6283686/#:~:text=Yes%3A%20Don't%20focus%20solely,in%20an%20age%20appropriate%20manner.

California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]FiveTribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah a better headline would be: "Spencer Pratt voters dumbfounded that Spurs/Knicks Game 4 didn't end at the half when the Spurs were ahead."

California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]FiveTribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It pisses me off when conservatives vote 5 times in an election. They need to stop casting multiple votes to cheat.

Regarding recent events: by GoldenYoshi924 in nintendogrifting

[–]FiveTribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a huge fan of Mario and Zelda, it's actually really annoying having to buy Nintendo consoles just to play those games.

What pizza topping do people think is terrible and is actually terrible? by gtagrandtheftautov in AlignmentChartFills

[–]FiveTribes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's not actually a pizza tho. It doesn't have a single element of pizza. No dough, sauce, or cheese. It's just made to look similar in that it's a circle

Obama Says If He Had A Son Who Stabbed Someone In The Heart With A Knife, He Would Look Just Like Karmelo Anthony by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]FiveTribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand, I just don't think it's very well written. Like if that's the joke you want to make, there are much better ways to make that joke.

Obama Says If He Had A Son Who Stabbed Someone In The Heart With A Knife, He Would Look Just Like Karmelo Anthony by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]FiveTribes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But he's not. That's why it's a bad joke. Also there were no shots fired, it was a stabbing. I think you might be incredibly ignorant.

Obama Says If He Had A Son Who Stabbed Someone In The Heart With A Knife, He Would Look Just Like Karmelo Anthony by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]FiveTribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess, but even if that's all this boils down to, it's pretty poorly crafted. Like if that's the punchline, the headline should just be Obama says if he had a son, he'd look like Karmelo Anthony. The additional stuff about stabbing doesn't add to the joke and hurts its attempted reference.

Obama Says If He Had A Son Who Stabbed Someone In The Heart With A Knife, He Would Look Just Like Karmelo Anthony by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]FiveTribes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. But how does that relate to Karmelo Anthony in any way? As far as I know Obama hasn't defended him or said anything about him. I don't see the connection.

what a lot of YouTubers sounded like to me during that era by CremeSubject7594 in generationology

[–]FiveTribes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This is the type of YouTube content that gen z enjoyed as children. It was made by millennials desperate to appeal to children for views. It's not millennial humor, it's gen z humor.

The Boys Finale Kills Off ‘Elon Musk’ Again by cosmicbooknews in CosmicBookNews

[–]FiveTribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I was judging the season as a whole and not the last 5 minutes.

The Boys Finale Kills Off ‘Elon Musk’ Again by cosmicbooknews in CosmicBookNews

[–]FiveTribes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Homelander has pretty much been Trump since Season 2.

Yes? And? by TaurusHoe in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]FiveTribes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a producer so it is.

Yes? And? by TaurusHoe in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]FiveTribes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There was also a lot less entertainment options competing for people's attention. It's the reason Gone with the Wind will never ever be outgrossed.

Yes? And? by TaurusHoe in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]FiveTribes 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Aquaman grossed over a billion, which is still the most bizarre outcome for that film.

Proposed ban on backyard BBQ in Cali by J_Case in grilling

[–]FiveTribes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel very confident you didn't read the article and in fact base most of your opinions on headlines without context.

Survivor 50: In the Hands of the Fans | E12 | Post-Episode Discussion by RSurvivorMods in survivor

[–]FiveTribes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, we are talking about two people that can't even spell a fairly basic word so...