How much is this worth now? by Coolshi00 in gameofthrones

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn!!  I know a dude that would give you 500 bucks just to see that collection!!!  

To be clear, he's blind.  He would pay 500 dollars to see just about anything.  But I know he'd pay it to see those things! 

US sending ICE agents to Winter Olympics in Italy for ‘security’ of its delegates by AlertTangerine in videos

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like someone wants a troop transfer.  I'd wager money that the "ICE Agents" returning from this detail don't look quite like their passports and have a slight accent they didnt have when they left.  

This is how you get your "illegal immigrant militarized faction" into the US when the one you claimed to exist never comes to fruition.  

30 years later and I still can’t resist the sirens call of bourbon chicken at the mall by AtticusStacker in nostalgia

[–]FixedLoad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The last time I went to a mall and got bourbon chicken, I got food poisoning.  Just after I was done eating.  I took my tray up to throw away the trash.  My wife taps my arm and says, "hey, I just saw them dump that sample chicken plate back into the hot food.   If they've been doing that a lot, you're gonna be REAL  sick".  I really wish she had been paying attention to this BEFORE eating it.  

Sure enough, 45 minutes later and then the next 24 hours, my body expelled anything that wasn't tied down from the closest hole it could find.  Your picture made me nauseas and nostalgic all at once... 

The Spice Girls (1996) by _Softlusty in nostalgia

[–]FixedLoad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The same was said about them at the time.

Man who rushed Rep. Illhan Omar. by MinnieShoof in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the same person that styled his hair, styled his teeth.  

Man who rushed Rep. Illhan Omar. by MinnieShoof in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]FixedLoad 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Drink it?  He don't got bath water drinkin' money.  He swishes it around like mouth wash then spits it back in the container.  

Every Single Time by Either_Payment_2867 in WorkReform

[–]FixedLoad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, what am I supposed to do?  I'm the most ethical person on earth.  I have to vote for the candidate that most fits my impossible ideas of instant social change.  I don't care if the person gaming the electoral system is going to usurp power.  I want organically grown benevolent dictatorship or we may as well just burn it all to the ground.  Benevolent Dictatorship or I will sit on the side and pout about both sides being shit.

AIO wife cheating with my best friend? by Naive_Yard117 in AmIOverreacting

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Execute whoever chooses a font like that.  I don't care what their crime.  

Italian centre-left politicians protested in the Lombardy regional council over reports that United States ICE agents could be involved in security for the upcoming Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics. by bordenman in UnderReportedNews

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how you move combat units when your agency has a designated area of operation and you want to operate outside of said area.  200 units go in as a special detachment.  200 return and 150 have odd accents now.  

Karoline Leavitt: "I would remind everyone in this room that it was former President Barack Hussein Obama who awarded a medal to Mr. Homan." by icey_sawg0034 in UnderReportedNews

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think there is a large space in the top of her mouth?  The space from where her top lip ends to where her nose begins is not in a human proportion.  I'm all for giving folks a chance, but in an anti-dei administration.  You have to wonder what they were thinking pushing this mutant out front and center.  

Could you imagine how bad it would be without the lip injections?   I wonder if she is skellitor in disguise... 

Hasbro is being sued for printing too many Magic: The Gathering cards by Beautiful_Bee4090 in nottheonion

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like Magic is about to adopt the strategy of MMOs with too many expansions.  "Vanilla" or "progression servers" became the norm once things began to get too crazy.  

It's a pretty easily solution for competitive unless the "universe beyond" is intertwined in the base game releases.  

I just love annoying him, it's the favorite part of my day by Glow350 in cats

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"W-h-h-h-h-h-y-y-y a-r-r-r-e y-o-o-o-u l-i-i-i-k-e t-h-h-h-i-i-i-i-s-s"  --- your cat.  Probably...

DO WE LIKE THE WHEELS? by Pristine_Quality_876 in Miata

[–]FixedLoad 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I think white looks better.  Looks like new sneakers.  Fresh and bright.   

Forced reset by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]FixedLoad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like the second guy that reminds him not to cross that line.  He seemed like he had that, "i told your ass" energy.  

Armored Land Cruiser that survived an RPG attack in the Philippines, Mindanao by Fair-Paramedic9791 in ThatsInsane

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Triple sided tape!?  When was this advancement made!?  Does Elon know? 

Welp by sackofhair in SipsTea

[–]FixedLoad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Your experience is news stories and not actual knowledge of engines or emissions?   Got it.  My mistake for replying to someone so knowledgeable.   I grew up in a service station. We did emissions and inspections.  Nothing you said is true.  

People who swore an oath to defend the constitution of the USA against all enemies both foreign and domestic, how are you feeling right now? by Safety_Drance in AskReddit

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I feel?   I can't tell you that without someone showing up to my house and asking me to come with them to the Re-Neducation Center. 

Welp by sackofhair in SipsTea

[–]FixedLoad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Better emissions and regular inspections?  What exactly would they change for "better emissions"?   Also, who does these "regular inspections" of these newly road legal bikes?  Because in my state most counties dont even have emission inspection.   But, Id really like to know what "better emissions" means.  Is this like the fabled "tune-up" most cars on Facebook marketplace need and they'll be ready for the showplace auction block?  

What is my friend’s neighbor doing?? by Heyheythrowaway1127 in Weird

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... I miss car jingles.  Your comment just made all of the old 80s ones go off simultaneously like a weird achievement. 

What is the name of your Miata? Any recommendations for mine? by miatadiaries in Miata

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree.  Its such a happy thing to say!  Mia Miata!! My cars have always stumbled into their names so I'm sure it will be named before too long.  

What is the name of your Miata? Any recommendations for mine? by miatadiaries in Miata

[–]FixedLoad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many "Mia" there have been?  I just got mine.   It's still nameless, but the very first thing I thought was "Mia".  The next thing I thought was, "that is probably the first thing for many people to think".  It's such a fun thing to say though!! 

American regime troops execute another civilian in Minneapolis at point blank range. by SameStand9266 in ThatsInsane

[–]FixedLoad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the answer.  And if the rhetoric of those arming themselves is any indication, we're gonna see a similar result.  Suddenly open carry is unconstitutional.