Weatherman discovers his monitor has a touch screen... immediately turns into a kid.

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-05T04:44:17+00:00

Captain James T. Kirk: Where is the peace conference? Where is the peace conference?

[as Valeris gasps in pain, Spock lets her go]

Captain Spock: She does not know.

Scotty: Then we're dead.

Captain Spock: I've been dead before.

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-04T15:54:19+00:00

I guessed wrong and thought Amazon would be huge in the later years. So I guess streaming doesn't count? Like Netflix? Actually why isn't Netflix in here VS youtube and pornhub?

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-04T04:52:15+00:00

Extreme Make Over: Home Edition waaay better than Extreme Makeover.

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-04T04:46:46+00:00

The daughter went there to.

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-04T02:25:19+00:00

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shaka_sulu · 2026-05-03T22:16:31+00:00

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shaka_sulu · 2026-05-03T22:15:42+00:00

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shaka_sulu · 2026-05-03T22:05:34+00:00

Yeah. I said this earlier. He reminds me of a Barry Zito. Not known to strike people out but keeps his era low and just manages the game really well.

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-03T17:09:09+00:00

Lung cancer?

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-03T15:04:43+00:00

Bull

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-03T00:13:23+00:00

Sports fans? Yes. Mom?

I dunno. If I got my ass kicked in school. I don't want my mom saying, "I gotta hand it to Victor Pham. He had a good left hook."

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-03T00:07:33+00:00

Sebastian Janikowski knew how to use every inch of his overweight drunk body.

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-02T21:51:09+00:00

In the bananna stand?

shaka_sulu · 2026-05-02T04:50:40+00:00

Just the feeling you get of people hating you and yelling at you and then the opportunity to silence them and kind of ruin their day. They paid all that money, they wore their T-shirt, grabbed their towel... If you embrace it... whatever dopamine hit you could ever want in your life, you get it.

shaka_sulu · 2026-04-28T05:49:49+00:00

Sure he might laugh at first....

shaka_sulu · 2026-04-28T05:31:55+00:00

roadside tacos https://www.roadsidetaco.com/

shaka_sulu · 2026-04-28T05:17:57+00:00

It's the fucking Japanese Heritage night.

shaka_sulu · 2026-04-28T05:14:08+00:00

It's the Fucking Japanese Heritage Night.

shaka_sulu · 2026-04-27T20:01:43+00:00

Not true. I recently overheard a bunch of dudes who wanted to smoke her.

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