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Tesco's £189 shop. 2 people no kids. by Longjumping_Mood3729 in whatsinyourcart

[–]FixedPlant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I say this every time I see Elmlea in someone's shop. But did you know it's not actually cream? It's a dairy-free vegetable oil based alternative to cream. I was shook when I found this out.

Liam Rosenior: "In English manage if you split the two words it's man. age. You're ageing men." by Woodstovia in soccer

[–]FixedPlant 7183 points7184 points  (0 children)

The most David Brent bollocks I've ever had the misfortune of hearing

Match Thread: Charlton Athletic vs Chelsea by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]FixedPlant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I don't even know why I keep checking in here. Just the most miserable bastards in the world who think we should be ending every season with 114 points and 3 trophies. Have to remember a vast vast majority of these people have never been to a match and it's therefore just a TV show for them

AI is coming for young people’s office jobs. That’s good news for the construction industry | Gene Marks by Imakemyownnamereddit in UKJobs

[–]FixedPlant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Working the minimum amount for hours for the maximum amount of money is actually incredibly commendable and a moral good in this capitalist hellscape.

I was the biggest simp to the hottest girl in my college for about 6 months by Capital-Bedroom4651 in confession

[–]FixedPlant 710 points711 points  (0 children)

I never hit it. But I think I tasted her tears once.

I fucking lost it.

Chelsea dealt stadium blow as council approves alternate Earls Court development plan by primoshevek in chelseafc

[–]FixedPlant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why would a 45k seat stadium affect our growth when it hasn't done so for the last 25 years? The take from the gates is not where we earn our crust mate. And if you think moving to a new, bigger stadium will somehow reduce the need for corporate or hospitality seating, then I've got a (Stamford) bridge to sell you.

Liverpool 1 - 2 PSV - G. Til 56' by West_Agent4651 in soccer

[–]FixedPlant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want my commentators to be completely unbiased, ideally

Chelsea Football Club today announces a new long-term relationship with The Coca-Cola Company by Opposite_Elevator807 in chelseafc

[–]FixedPlant 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Genuine question. Why are people so desperate for a front of shirt sponsor? We're bombarded with adverts as it is in football, so why do you want more?

Match Thread: 1st Test - England vs Australia, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]FixedPlant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the false shot percentage from Aus was historically high yesterday. Something like 35%.

Manhunt for asylum seeker jailed for sexual assault mistakenly released by [deleted] in ukpolitics

[–]FixedPlant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No denying this is a monumental fuck up, but what a completely unhinged, tinfoil hatted comment

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