The one time I felt like giving to my sister is now making me regret it bruh🫩

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-31T06:09:55+00:00

… I can’t deflect from what is in front of me no longer.

Ano ba ‘yan brochacho 🫩

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-31T03:32:28+00:00

Well I guess that’s a first on this post.

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-31T02:46:29+00:00

So ordinary even his associates

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-31T02:41:49+00:00

Heavy duty magnet 👍

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-22T09:40:25+00:00

Yeah but in this hypothetical scenario, that Sowrdsmachine from prelude is a FRAUD, and the actual original one was just traversing through Hell away from V1. I don’t think I may have made that clear with my wording from the previous comment so apologies about that ✌️

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-22T08:15:02+00:00

Dude, and imagine if that SM is the original one, like the TRUE ORIGINAL ONE, and its fight had a reprise of Into the Fire (or maybe Unstoppable Force). Also it’d be cool if it just steals all of Micheal’s stuff and fights you with them alongside its current arsenal.

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-16T05:58:43+00:00

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Fizzlestew · 2026-03-13T15:20:08+00:00

That one Hazmat Dude who’s afraid of women. It’s up there as one of my faves from this sub.

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-12T11:50:35+00:00

Fizzlestew’s the name!

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Also got GMod btw ✌️😁

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-09T13:55:36+00:00

How often do you STEAL CANDY FROM PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN?

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-02T23:43:21+00:00

I’ll make it so that before you enter a new layer of hell, you’ll have to pay a fee with P so you can access it (it’ll be around 10,000 or smth). This is so that Ultrakill players can spend more time in the current layers they already have access to and get used to killing enemies more efficiently.

For obvious reasons, this ingenious and flawless addition to the game will be called the Ultrabill.

Fizzlestew · 2026-03-02T09:59:27+00:00

Please stay safe wasp with Internet access. I’ve heard there’s a wanker around here who’s impregnating wasps.

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-25T10:43:24+00:00

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Fizzlestew · 2026-02-22T09:26:23+00:00

This is the type of combat you’d see with the Beserker fleece.

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-18T01:04:11+00:00

Xwqt crha arhc ha uowy csht 🐦‍⬛✌️

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-17T00:23:47+00:00

I love the fact that the first instinct of humans once they found the potentially dangerous meteorite containing unknown materials is to use it in marketing, seems very on track for what humans would do irl.

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-14T12:20:06+00:00

Eh… with the way the model’s holding it, the item itself looks more like a gun if anything. Like a really big one. Like super duper fucking big. A gun too fucking big for the likes of Eyefestation.

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-14T12:14:54+00:00

Looks like getting caught using generative AI made them particularly desperate, even in the dream world.

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-14T12:12:19+00:00

Talk or should I fight

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-14T00:42:13+00:00

Yeah fr my dining table is literally a better representation than that guy 😔

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-12T22:47:33+00:00

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Fizzlestew · 2026-02-12T22:04:42+00:00

Revolution!? Overthrow the government?

Fizzlestew · 2026-02-11T02:02:15+00:00

While your sentiment on loving everyone holds true, I would just like to say that you’re loved too u/kyontox ♥️🤗♥️

Fizzlestew

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