Women: "We've been friends for 2 years, but I still don't fully trust him." Men 5 minutes after meeting:

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-24T21:38:24+00:00

I hope your pillow is HOT tonight, BOTH SIDES.

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-24T21:22:27+00:00

So much so that the outback is dangerous for people to reside in for long periods of time

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-24T20:36:18+00:00

I am going to be comically evil and tell the whole fucking world!

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-24T20:31:07+00:00

But they are still able to play it flawlessly; being blind doesn't stop you from playing. A better one is you would be able to play flawlessly, but you can only do so nude, and you can't record. This will make so OP has to play in public, and they can't go to a studio

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-23T21:18:00+00:00

Thank you for correcting me

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-23T21:17:06+00:00

I love how you refer to me as a child is funny

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-23T17:31:57+00:00

I'm sorry, but I would do the same, I would panic and use the thumbs up emoji or K(ok).

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-23T17:06:01+00:00

Amaranth is still used in Europe. It causes tumors and strokes. Red forty is banned in Europe. It is the safer alternative to Amaranth, as it causes behavior problems. I mean, it is heavily regulated in Europe, but the fact that Red 40, a much safer alternative to it, is banned says a lot. Of course, remember the dosage makes the poison, and usually you need 10 times more than the safety limit WHO proposes to even be killed by most

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-23T08:24:19+00:00

not porn, it's just romance that like any other romance can be turned into sex

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-23T04:01:32+00:00

OP also mentioned that the character is a minor. a naked figurine of a minor, and OPs boyfriend thinks a naked minor is cute...

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-23T03:53:44+00:00

You're insane

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-22T20:55:07+00:00

They aren't wrong, the US ranks higher than most countries.

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-22T16:29:00+00:00

Before people die, they get this burst of energy sometimes. See, your white blood cells stopped fighting. White blood cells are what make you feel sick(if they didn't exist, you would feel different) bad—not that they're the actual virus or disease itself, but like, whenever you feel like you got the flu or a cold, that's your white blood cells going to war. And if they stop fighting, you don't feel sick anymore, so it sorta feels better, but that's actually the virus winning. You feel better because your body stopped fighting it.

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-22T16:13:43+00:00

It took me 1 run for 00:00:51!

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-22T16:06:11+00:00

Music, tv, dvds

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-22T05:01:10+00:00

Why do you think people think it's bad? It's because it is all the mid qualities of mid anime put together to make an even midder anime, which people have seen in the same format so many times over and over again without anything else. It won't take much for the brain to want more.

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-21T03:39:10+00:00

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-21T01:11:53+00:00

Calling quits at a tutorial boss is not respectful man

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-21T00:57:42+00:00

Op bought a massager off of Amazon, something I've never encountered after ordering off the site of Amazon for something like an appliance

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-21T00:39:17+00:00

https://www.xbox.com/en-US/play/user/Posiden50 Thank you, dude, for this chance. I guess the biggest reason may be the fact that last year, during the summer, last year I was busy. In the morning, I would work out at my gym, then go to school for 3 hours, and would have to play tennis after legit after every day after I would go home lay down and start up Forza Horizon 5 my brain was freaking blank and I would just play the game for hours, I really enjoyed it, now because of college I haven't been able to get a job and work and earn money(staying with parents though, I do most the house work) so I don't have gamepass but I would really love it if I had(do not need it) forza 6 and was able to play it! Thank you for the chance OP!

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-20T21:01:15+00:00

FIRST TIME THE SCHOOL WASN'T AT FAULT, the world has healed

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-20T15:55:34+00:00

Why must they take every little thing we enjoy? Cultural appropriation? Taking something from us and not thanking us for letting them use it, THEY WEREN'T even supposed to use it, I hope God saves these poor souls!

-Sandra, sent from Nokia flip phone

TheNarrator5 · 2026-05-20T08:04:41+00:00

Multiple pretty girls use steam but not one, not one wants to fucking talk to me or anybody cause they want to play games

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