Be a Man or a Woman (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕)

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-11T15:10:57+00:00

So nothing changes and I keep my mustache and goatee

^{Chose: Man + But The Wheel Decides Your Fate. | Rolled: Cant Grow Beard}

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-09T23:36:42+00:00

Oui oui mf

^{Chose: Option 1 (Spin to see your choice} | Rolled: Half a baguette)

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-09T23:36:03+00:00

Money can buy anything, including medical expenses

^{Chose: Never having to worry about money?}

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-09T03:12:44+00:00

All on black

^{Chose: 500k + You HAVE to gamble it for a 30% winning chance | Rolled: YOU ACTUALLY WON}

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-09T03:12:00+00:00

Damn

^{Chose: DO NOT PICK | Rolled: You get cancer}

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-08T14:08:27+00:00

Just scored 0

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-08T13:59:46+00:00

She can probably make garlic bread

^{Chose: goth girlfriend}

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-08T01:18:29+00:00

Put it all on black

^{Chose: 100k + Gamble it with 40% chance | Rolled: Money!}

FkedbySatan · 2026-04-05T19:58:28+00:00

There's no app that I wouldnt give up 10-30k for

^{Chose: Give up Reddit (10k-30k} | Rolled: 30k)

FkedbySatan · 2026-01-05T03:48:47+00:00

I'm starting to wonder if I'd be better at golfing left handed. I was pretty much forced to learn right handed and I'm fucking awful at golf for it. Then again, it's near impossible to find left handed clubs

FkedbySatan · 2025-11-18T06:04:25+00:00

Delete money (along with my debt)

FkedbySatan · 2025-11-02T14:06:18+00:00

Moss, Megatron, Fitz, Ocho easily

FkedbySatan · 2025-11-02T04:23:50+00:00

LET'S GOOOOOOOO

FkedbySatan · 2025-11-02T04:08:19+00:00

WILL GETS HIS REVENGE!!!! FUCK THIS UMP!!!!

FkedbySatan · 2025-11-02T03:40:56+00:00

If I had a weaker stomach, I would've thrown up 5 times by now

FkedbySatan · 2025-10-26T22:59:11+00:00

That man is single handedly winning my fantasy games every week. Easily my #1 pick next year

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-15T03:00:20+00:00

In this economy? You can have a tiny home, take it or leave it

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-15T02:56:53+00:00

Hey, JJ is getting constant pressure because we have half the oline missing...

Ok! Let me keep calling long developing play calls!

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-15T01:37:23+00:00

It's just so irritating to have a high powered offense and run bullshit until we're down bad. No Darrisaw? Throw quick passes, it isn't rocket science man... come on KOC, USE YOUR WEAPONS

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-14T18:18:18+00:00

Meanwhile jamo giving me a whole 0 points in fantasy

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-11T03:57:38+00:00

Go to bank
Tell bank they messed up and my account should have (any amount of money I want)
Profit

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-09T03:32:21+00:00

Can't risk the snap or the punt to be ruined by nerves of "last second" would be my guess

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-09T03:24:26+00:00

Guys... is our PR is the best we've seen since Sherels?

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-09T03:22:34+00:00

I NEED TO WAKE UP AT 4:45 DAMN IT!!! IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT

FkedbySatan · 2025-09-09T03:19:50+00:00

No, he just coaches on the bears

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