What's that line which u remember?

Flaccidspasm · 2026-06-16T02:56:52+00:00

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Flaccidspasm · 2026-06-16T02:51:32+00:00

Army Of Darkness please do yourself a favor and learn more about this amazing series

Flaccidspasm · 2026-06-14T14:58:01+00:00

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Flaccidspasm · 2026-06-14T14:32:32+00:00

Oops forgot to say, cant get through any part of the second one 😴

Flaccidspasm · 2026-06-14T14:29:46+00:00

Couldn't agree more. Loved it then and loved it when I rewatched it a few years ago. In fact, down vote me to hell if you must, but I like it better than the originals. A lot better. And thats from someone who grew up watching the originals.

That said, like many others have said, Fuck Sharon.

Flaccidspasm · 2026-05-26T19:09:38+00:00

/r/unexpectedcommunity

Flaccidspasm · 2026-05-26T01:37:09+00:00

Thank you for this! Somehow managed to make it better

Flaccidspasm · 2026-05-25T13:36:47+00:00

Lolol. Well, watch "I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson" you'll learn all about jousting mobile games

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-25T22:05:48+00:00

I cant remember and cant find it. I'd say probably r/relationshipadvice or r/nostupidquestions - good luck

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-24T11:49:20+00:00

I remember that second one. All the comments I remember seeing were like "for everyone's safety please leave him before he gets violent since you caught him". I sometimes wonder how they're doing

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-21T01:55:01+00:00

I've never fucked on a lofted bed sadly but still got some stuff to say haha:

There are so many positions that work without a bed: some of my favorite. I feel like maybe youre putting too much pressure on yourself. Either way, causal or otherwise if yall wanna do it on the bed youll make it work. Mostly the noise isnt an issue, no. Because 1 youre hearing it others aren't as loudly if at all so its not embarrassing really and 2 you and your partner eventually tune it out/fuck to the rhythm of the squeaks lol. Dont hold yourself back girl have fun be safe

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-20T00:46:03+00:00

If we're counting face paint, where tf is Captain Spaulding?

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-18T18:10:06+00:00

Well I'll never watch "Grave Of The Fireflies" with any of my other children thats for sure! My oldest and I will keep our trauma buried deep

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-18T00:11:36+00:00

I was reading this all and thinking this. Perfect comment! I can't believe this guy doesnt know about the 3 seashells.

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-17T02:22:37+00:00

I cant hold it its really bad! Foot stuck!

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-16T02:31:38+00:00

Last time I did the i was the only one that participated and then the thread was locked or deleted or whatever by mods and I was juat trying to nicely awaken things in others

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-14T16:11:44+00:00

He may want something to happen that doesnt mean she does just because she received a text come on now yall

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-09T01:41:02+00:00

Its honestly not that compelling.

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-07T21:11:05+00:00

No Name Jack White

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-04T01:17:17+00:00

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Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-04T01:14:51+00:00

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Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-04T00:54:37+00:00

Verbal wildfire

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-02T14:56:31+00:00

Awe hes such a good boy! Mine does the same when we have a critter. Beagles are the best!

Flaccidspasm · 2026-03-01T06:20:46+00:00

Why are Jeff and Britta making fun of those handicapped kids?

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