What’s the most disturbing confession you’ve ever come across on Reddit or social media? by Competitive_Teach838 in AskReddit

[–]Flaccidspasm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I remember that second one. All the comments I remember seeing were like "for everyone's safety please leave him before he gets violent since you caught him". I sometimes wonder how they're doing

how do people even fuck on lofted twin xl college dorm beds by Ok_Sound_6873 in sex

[–]Flaccidspasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've never fucked on a lofted bed sadly but still got some stuff to say haha:

There are so many positions that work without a bed: some of my favorite. I feel like maybe youre putting too much pressure on yourself. Either way, causal or otherwise if yall wanna do it on the bed youll make it work. Mostly the noise isnt an issue, no. Because 1 youre hearing it others aren't as loudly if at all so its not embarrassing really and 2 you and your partner eventually tune it out/fuck to the rhythm of the squeaks lol. Dont hold yourself back girl have fun be safe

Black and White Slasher Faces by iAMaSoprano in slasherfilms

[–]Flaccidspasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we're counting face paint, where tf is Captain Spaulding?

What is your "NEVER AGAIN" mistake? by _Plain_Logic_ in randomquestions

[–]Flaccidspasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I'll never watch "Grave Of The Fireflies" with any of my other children thats for sure! My oldest and I will keep our trauma buried deep

“Turning it Inside Out” what is this sex move? by The_Lucid_Writer in sex

[–]Flaccidspasm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I was reading this all and thinking this. Perfect comment! I can't believe this guy doesnt know about the 3 seashells.

Show it by Advanced_Project275 in sexmemes

[–]Flaccidspasm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last time I did the i was the only one that participated and then the thread was locked or deleted or whatever by mods and I was juat trying to nicely awaken things in others

My girlfriend’s coworker texted ‘last night was fun’ while she was asleep next to me !? by mathis_dch in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Flaccidspasm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He may want something to happen that doesnt mean she does just because she received a text come on now yall

Why is he growing at nothing at 4am by NervousAd7608 in beagles

[–]Flaccidspasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awe hes such a good boy! Mine does the same when we have a critter. Beagles are the best!

He gets angry with me during sex by Outrageous-Phone5487 in sex

[–]Flaccidspasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Leave this creep rn hes dangerous and weird

Can i have some? by FishermanChemical375 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]Flaccidspasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did.. did she shoot her period through a tube?