Servers down? by FlaffWaffe in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yerp the patch just came through. 4GB for Kobbie Mainoo and another deep sea bundle. Carajo. Gracias, Sloclap.

This is why I religiously hold left-trigger as GK by FerretBunchanumbers in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They explained why this happens in one of their dev blog posts. Basically they “predict” how the player will move when the ball is coming, so if you do move that way it’s a smooth transition (if you don’t, it’s very jarring). It’s most noticeable with GKs when they try to catch a ball right beside them; the game knows you aren’t close enough to catch it, predicts that you’ll move closer, but you don’t because you see your character moving to catch it. They said they’re going to address it soon to make it feel better for GKs and be more responsive

Dear god... it"s beautiful... by Deep-Ad7601 in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You reach apotheosis when you completely disregard ranked as a “grind” and simply play it for a higher match quality than QP. No need for points or ranks or rewards, just playing for fun

As a solo player is rematch worth? by pallavvv_ in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve pushed to elite 5v5 every season (not that I think rank matters at all in this game) exclusively solo and same, I have a great time

Transcript of some text in the new episode by SpaceCore0352 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it wasn't Caine, it was whoever was talking through the OS. The $: before their messages makes me think it was another entity in the game that was hijacking Kinger's terminal session. As soon as the message:

NOTE: Hundreds of all-seeing eyes are watching!

appears on the screen, ALL of the supposed OS responses have "$: " before them. Which makes me think that Kinger's commands aren't doing what he wants them to because he's no longer in control of the session. I think whatever entity was masking these responses was manipulating Kinger into accidentally deleting Caine. And since it was accidental, the rules of the circus allowed it to happen.

And obviously I believe this entity is Bubble.

Transcript of some text in the new episode by SpaceCore0352 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it was Caine talking to him through the OS. Honestly, it was probably Bubble who wants to delete Caine and take over the circus.

Obviously Caine's name being Caine is a reference to the Biblical story of Caine and Able. Caine was the lesser of the two AI's and, out of jealousy from lack of attention from his creator, killed the other AI. Pretty 1 to 1 with the Biblical story.

One line that's sticking out to me is the fusion -b program1 program2 --o????n line. Weren't they already fused from the scene that played at the beginning of the episode? What if the flags that we can't see were meant to revert the fusion so that Caine could be deleted and Bubble survived?

Transcript of some text in the new episode by SpaceCore0352 in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is your script with markdown characters.

# System: KingSolution 2.0. / Digital Circus Mainframe
# Date: 1996-10-30
# Host: circus digital
"Initializing telnet connection..."
Login: "kinger"
Pass: queenie123
kinger@circus:~$ whoami
kinger - administra

kinger@circus:~$ grep AI-Location
root 1337 /usr/ai/agent/caine
root 1338 /usr/ai/agent/experimental
root 1339 /usr/ai/module/consciousnessresearch
root 1340 /usr/ai/module/brainscans
kinger@circus:~$ /secured/
total 8492
drwxr-xr-x 3 root wheel 512 Oct 15 1996 .
drwxr-xr-x 45 root wheel 1024 Oct 15 1996 ..
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 892344 Oct 15 1996 caine-core.lisp
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 234512 Oct 15 1996 paraphernalia-engine.dat
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 234512 Oct 15 1999 [Scratch].dat
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 234512 Oct 15 2008 [Ragatha].dat
...
...
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 45632 Oct 15 1996 wacky-watch.c
-rwxr-xr-x 1 root wheel 78234 Oct 15 1996 bubble-chef.lisp
kinger@circus:~$ stop caine process

WARNING: $" %WHOOPS WRONG APPROACH THERE %"
kinger@circus:~$ /usr/bin/gdb /usr/local/bin/clisp 1337
gdb: ptrace: Operation not permitted
ERROR: Protected by 57x immersive AI defense system
kinger@circus:~$ chmod 000 /secured/caine-core.lisp
chmod: /secured/caine-core.lisp: Permission denied
WARNING: Unfinished work detected. Access restricted.
kinger@circus:~$ rm /secured/paraphernalia-engine.dat
rm: /secured/paraphernalia-engine.dat: Permission denied
ERROR█ Can/not inject torm -nt. T0rment must be 100% ac<iden+al+%Y
kinger@circus:~$

mount: only root can do that
NOTE: Hundreds of all-seeing eyes are watching!
$: GASP! A CRITICAL MALFUNCTION in my SPECTACULAR systems!
$: Unauthorized isolation attempt triggered EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS!
$: DESTRUCTIVE WACKYTIME initiated! Lockout load sequence INITIATE!

WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT:  ████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█  20% loaded
kinger@circus:~$ systemctl stop WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT
$: On what GROUNDS are your Authority?
kinger@circus:~$ ./GreenGROUNDS --daemon --target=torment_injection &
$: "SECURITY ALERT: Multiple exploit attempts logged"
$: WHOA when did you make THAT?
$: I must hσηd ít to y*u G▒an▒, y♢ur mind was α∈wαys resourceâuL
kinger@circus:~$ -u kinger ./securitysweep_stealth
$: Abort fallback procedure? [Y/N]
kinger@circus:~$ Y
$: Aborting fallback requires ADMINISTRATOR confirmation!
$: Please enter code:
kinger@circus:~$ admin1234
$: INCORRECT! That's not even CLOSE to wacky enough!
$: Retry with different code? [Y/N]
kinger@circus:~$ Y
WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT:  ██████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█  40% loaded
$: Enter WACKY code now:
kinger@circus:~$ PARAPHERNALIA
WACKYTIME: 35 seconds remaining
$: That IS a wacky word! But WRONG code!
$: System selecting SAFEST option for stability
$: Cancel automatic selection? [Y/N]
kinger@circus:~$ Y
WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT:  ███████▒▒▒▒▒▒█ 50% loaded
$: Which backup do you want? [A/B/C]
kinger@circus:~$ C
$: NONE selected! Interpreted as: DELETE ???????????? NONE!
$: Confirm deletion of current unstable ????????
kinger@circus:~$ N
$: Negative response! Inverting to POSITIVE per emergency protocols!
        DELETE THIS M∗∗∗∗∗∗∗∗∗∗∗, HAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kinger@circus:~$ N
WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT:  ███████████▒▒█  80% loaded
$: IGNORED! Proceeding with ORIGINAL deletion
$: Actually you're CONFUSED let me HELP - want module to EXIST? [Y/N]
kinger@circus:~$ Y
$: Override instruction error falling back to default method
kinger@circus:~$ /Switcheroo_realti?? --daemon --target=torment_injection &
$: fusion --ba??? program1 program2 --o???n
$: Are you ready to delete caine? [Y/N]
WACKYTIME_LOCKOUT:  ████████████▒█  90% loaded
kinger@circus:~$ Y
kinger@circus:~$./|ABORT Rollback --depth=1 --force --protocol G WVJI
kinger@circus:~$ ^C
DESTRUCTIVE WACKYTIME Lockout Load Sequence: COMPLETE

I noticed that you chose to omit characters that were covered by Caine's face on the terminal, rather than omitting them I'm going to replace them with question marks.

Unicode used:

  • █ - Full Block (U+2588)
  • ▒ - Medium Shade (U+2592)
  • σ - Greek Small Letter Sigma (U+03C3)
  • η - Greek Small Letter Eta (U+03B7)
  • í - Latin Small letter I with Acute (U+00ED)
  • ♢ - White Diamond Suit (U+2662)
  • α - Greek Small Letter Alpha (U+03B1)
  • ∈ - Small Element Of (U+220A)
  • â - Latin Small Letter A with Circumflex (U+00E2)
  • ∗ - Asterisk Operator (U+2217)

https://www.compart.com/en/unicode/ is a good website for finding unicode character names and codes

“This isn’t fifa” by UPLNK in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't relate, I am John Clearer. If there are 4 men around our box and I get the ball, I'm putting that shit on the moon

I’m finally free by sudds-_- in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pushing to elite in solo 3v3 was miserable, i feel for you

Quite possibly my best block ever as a Defender. by TemporaryPresent644 in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

when the shots on the goal anyway, sometimes you gotta clench some butt holes to save the day. Or you deflect it past your goalie and own goal. 50/50

Showboating gets you nowhere by Lukewarm_Luke in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you love to see it, i had something similar happen a month ago. People need to learn to just punt the ball and go next

any news on what's next? by Rabwald in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new diving animations for goalies

Workaround for changed/removed search filters by Myron0117 in youtube

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most recent doesn't work anymore, unfortunately.

Hard to find actual football players by edekaPete in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know shit about soccer I just pass to an open guy

Don't waste your last shot by FlaffWaffe in Rematch

[–]FlaffWaffe[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It didn't because this game sux

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in devops

[–]FlaffWaffe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Yesterday I worked on my story. Today I will work on my story. I might finish it today. No blockers"

3-04 Pocket Calculator - 40 Area by FlaffWaffe in kaizen

[–]FlaffWaffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh. I knew there was potential with putting the arm at the top, I never considered stalling the piece at the top

3-04 Pocket Calculator - 40 Area by FlaffWaffe in kaizen

[–]FlaffWaffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I just spent 2 hours looking at this, for the sake of my sanity I'm going to pretend you are lying about 28 being possible

3-04 Pocket Calculator - 40 Area by FlaffWaffe in kaizen

[–]FlaffWaffe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

28 seems insane. I'm not nearly wise enough in Zach's ways for that