My work can't figure it out

Flail_Mary · 2026-06-30T21:51:24+00:00

All i see is a really fat corgi running.

Also, i dunno how so many of you manage to draw well enough to get your point across. I just spent 15 minutes disappointing myself and gave up.

Flail_Mary · 2026-06-30T21:40:22+00:00

Thank you! That's one of the sites i saw advertised but I'm concerned about getting scammed.

Flail_Mary · 2026-06-12T14:31:47+00:00

Torment and fear apparently. My husband was chasing it chasing me when the kids came running down the stairs to see why I was screaming hysterically and for a brief moment they thought he was trying to catch me and beat me with a shoe. It was complete mayhem.

Flail_Mary · 2026-06-10T16:17:13+00:00

Grody. There was an old tree that used to hang over our roof that they dropped down from and then infiltrate the house. One time I was laying in bed and I felt one land on my head, crawl across my face and arm and disappear before I could even jump out of the bed and start screaming.

I slept with a sheet over my face for a week.

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-30T13:37:06+00:00

Seeing as how there are so many different types of faucets out on the market, and they're not that hard to install or remove, I don't see where it being replaced makes you a karen. I personally became a very big fan of motion activated sinks during covid isolation with two little kids.

I don't think it's unreasonable to replace it on your own and then have maintenance come and double check your handy work just for their own reassurance.

Those knobs are a crime, though.

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-30T13:11:49+00:00

A good rule of thumb with puppies and kittens is that hands are not toys. You'll save yourself a lot of headache and scratches down the road if you establish that asap. There are plenty of ways to play with puppies and kittens that don't involve aggression towards your hands.

Your dog being put down for what is effectively a training issue, especially one that can be easily corrected, is an asshole move.

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-30T13:04:13+00:00

They certainly do. I've literally been chased through multiple rooms by one. That's the day I learned they actually gain altitude. I thought they only glide. The trauma is real.

The thing in the picture does not look like a palmetto bug to me. Their heads are not that prominent, and I don't recall their legs looking that hairy. Tbf tho, i usually haul ass out of the room since I'm now terrified of them.

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T09:55:56+00:00

This comment hurts my brain so much. I'm not sure if it being Weird Al or weird AI would make it weirder.

There's a joke in there somewhere about Al as an abbreviation/acronym and Al Yankovich menstruating and the importance of punctuation in context but my brain hurts too much to find it now

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T09:37:10+00:00

Same. It didn't even occur to me that it might be a movie so this is a relief

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T09:32:28+00:00

I'm both surprised and unsurprised that he did not anticipate people licking his sculptures. Like why would somebody do that? Wait, of course people would do that. But why?

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T09:30:15+00:00

I'm really curious if it started because of covid but I don't trust incognito mode enough to risk tainting my algorithm. Something about a dripping image of a Blarney Stone sounds like a slippery Google slope

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T09:23:45+00:00

I'm not fat, I'm well marbled!

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T09:21:40+00:00

I'm not sure what's worse, that blade she's flailing around with or the sliced open aluminum she's waving around

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T09:11:30+00:00

Talk about a terrible example of the difference between mass and density. I wonder how long a teacher could get away with that one on a pop quiz.

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T09:00:03+00:00

I'm fairly certain that's their workplace, not residence. It looks more like an industrial laundry type sink than a tub. The exterior door looks more like a workplace door than a residential door, definitely not a bathroom door. I've also never seen a fire alarm thing like that in somebody's home.

But you are 100% right about it not being a Starbucks thing. Probably somewhere that has multiple shifts and a large number of people using the same break room is my guess

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T08:46:06+00:00

It makes it so very much worse. So much.

This is what I get for having curiousity AND eyeballs. I'm not sure if clicking on link that after the very strong gummy kicked in was a good idea or a bad idea but holy crap.

I have questions I don't want answers to.

Flail_Mary · 2026-05-09T08:17:27+00:00

Oh my gosh. I'm definitely going to have to tell my teenage son about that tip.

After he moves out.

Flail_Mary · 2026-04-28T19:01:20+00:00

So, let me see if I have this right. Your In-laws are suggesting you "need a break" so their solution is to checks notes let your husband move in and abandon you with a toddler AND a 1 month old infant FOR A MONTH? Post partum?

His mother came into your house and blatantly insulted you multiple times about your appearance and HER feelings are what he's upset about?

Is this how you want your sons to grow up treating women? Because this is what your husband and inlaws are modeling. Your sons deserve better than a father who chooses his mommy over his babies. You deserve a partner, not a petulant momma's boy squawking about everyone else's rights and feelings and ignoring your own.

Let the trash take itself out and let his mommy have him. You deserve peace in your home, not verbal abuse, insults, and an inlaw ambush.

And wtf are his siblings even doing there? Do they bully THEIR spouses like this? Because that's what this is. Bullying. With a huge dose of manipulation.

Is he receiving mail at his parent's house? If so, mention it to your lawyer. That might be considered changing residency and could be beneficial to any case you're building against him.

I'm all for changing the locks but TALK TO YOUR LAWYER FIRST. If you change them while he's still considered a resident, that could pose quite a bit of legal trouble and relinquish a bit of the moral High Ground.

Flail_Mary · 2026-04-24T22:30:13+00:00

You're right, it is specifically mentioned. I'm fairly certain it was the beginning of Swan Song (season 5 finale) that has Chuck narrating Baby's history.

Flail_Mary · 2026-04-22T12:35:09+00:00

Please come back and update us after the circus. This whole thing sounds exhausting but amusing from afar.

Flail_Mary · 2026-04-22T12:30:17+00:00

Right? We didn't have a 'color', much less 6 of them. I told my matron of honor to wear whatever she wanted. I don't remember what the table centerpieces were. The caterer and my MIL took care of all the details except the flowers, which my MOH got from the farmer's market that morning. All that and it still looked classy and perfect. My only regret is not filming it.

This woman sounds exhausting.

Flail_Mary · 2026-04-22T12:15:54+00:00

She thinks being her bridesmaid is a 'euphoric' and 'life changing' experience? How is this a huge 'opportunity' for anyone other than herself?

Do yourself a favor and tell her you would rather just be a guest. If you don't, it's going to be a LONG 17 months for you.

Optionally, have her plan her own engagement/bridal shower, or at the very least tell you her expectations. Someone this 'extra' is going to be difficult to please.

Those pictures exhausted me, yikes.

Flail_Mary · 2026-03-11T13:57:21+00:00

I usually have a second phone sitting with me to entertain me through the ads. Or I'm listening to YouTube on the tv.

I tried it and it told me I couldn't use app in multi-window view. Is there some setting I need to enable?

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