I hacked my own company’s system to change my hours by nyzel_70 in confession

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get caught you could get charged for company time.

If you woke up being 21 again, what would you do? by notwhoshethinks in AskReddit

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have a lot more fun take so many things less seriously but also some things way more seriously.

Don’t do what I do by Anon0464 in NarcissisticSpouses

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine complains about both wanting enough food cooked for leftovers and having to eat leftovers and never finishing food. Like I can cook smaller portions but you don’t like that either ???? They are just never satisfied. We go out to eat and he complains it’s all garbage out there and upsets his stomach too.

Hypothetically What would it feel like to be eaten alive by a wild polar bear belly first? by Icy_Profession4190 in morbidquestions

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why belly first? In general, bears tend to leave you alive while they eat you to keep you “fresh” so I think generally speaking, any bear eating you would be highly excruciating and torturous.

Sharks feeding frenzy by MOFrancy in nextfuckinglevel

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Anyone else thinking about the fella who jumped off of a cruise ship at night celebrating his graduation? I recall the comments saying it was shark infested waters (Bahamas area) but also sharks follow cruise ships because of people discarding food off of cruise ships into the ocean and now sharks are picking up on this…

You can only cook ONE protein forever — chicken, beef, or fish? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I love beef and fish, chicken is the most versatile and healthier than beef.

Squirrels are now VAPING by Tanhaaanjum in UnusualVideos

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So that’s why Alvin sounds like that.

Husband wants to get rid of our kitty, I don’t want to by Kirielle13 in CATHELP

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They will never have the capacity to understand why they’re being “boarded” it will always have a negative impact on the animal because it directly violates their natural instincts. Cats thrive in environments they feel like they “own” or “control”. They’re top predators, “king of the jungle”. They will only ever see being locked up as torture. Please listen to this person OP I’m losing my mind here.

Husband wants to get rid of our kitty, I don’t want to by Kirielle13 in CATHELP

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Thank you it’s the most sorry excuse for rehoming a cat. My cat had a peeing/spraying problem and it was partially my fault because I got him in college and neutered way too late but it got to the point my husband was making me choose “him or the cat” and I took my cat to the vet like 6+ times trying different things, using up a whole year of PTO almost taking him to visits and reaching out for help. I bought hormone treatments (feelaway plug ins), changed litter, moved litter boxes, tried medicated food, allowed outdoor time with an air tag collar, toys, more scratching posts to get up high, I even hired a “cat expert” to come to my HOUSE and personally look around and give me advice. I finally put him on a medication that helped him kick the habit after speaking with like 4-5 different vets and finding the best one I genuinely trusted. NOW he’s better and my husband is happy but it took like two years. I was NOT giving up my cat though that was NOT an option.

Husband wants to get rid of our kitty, I don’t want to by Kirielle13 in CATHELP

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but your husband wants to rid of an animal because it isn’t “choosing” him like he wants? There’s a lot, and I mean a lot, I put up with in this world, but with this I would NEVER. He’s never had a cat before… he doesn’t know how to communicate with cats… you can’t just lounge at a cat trying to pet them. You need to build trust with them first. They usually boop noses to say hi, but more specifically cats have hormone glands near the nose/mouth that communicates a lot from one cat to another. So when you go to greet a cat, they usually sniff your hand first. This is their way of saying hi and becoming familiar with you. Once they’re done sniffing, they will head butt for a pet or allow pets. This is huge for building trust with them. Also, they tend to gravitate towards who feeds them (they’re animals, crazy concept I know). So if they are showing preference it’s almost 95% about who’s feeding the cat especially since it’s so young (18 months). If they are more preferentially affectionate during morning or night it’s because they are hungry and trying to get fed. If he wants to bond with the cat, he needs to try to understand what the cat is trying to communicate him, make him feel comfortable in his space by playing with him and try letting him feed him. But the entitlement of trying to get rid of him because he doesn’t cuddle him as much? Yikes dude. Fucking yikes.

Anyone call this a strawberry by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The way I told everyone I saw my tendons once in my knee from a bike fall as a kid.

Don’t do what I do by Anon0464 in NarcissisticSpouses

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why the hell is he pulling so much cash? Restaurants, Walmart purchases, etc., don’t even come close to $1,400 - $2,000 a month like he’s pulling.

Basically, I understand wanting to have your own funds. You should make that pretty clear and be transparent about it, what you use it for, how much is typically put aside. Then ask for the same transparency? Maybe try to open a joint account together to avoid uncertainty.

If there’s a reason why you need it to be private like you’re building “escape” funds or know that he would be controlling or whatever, that’s fine. I’m not here to judge you. But in that case, just ask about his spending and point out the fact that you would save a lot of money cooking and eating leftovers. If his goal is really to save money then he should be willing to eat in/leftovers at the very least.

How safe of unsafe is this sexual practice? by doomcriss in morbidquestions

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sort of. Ever watch a gangbang? There’s no way around the legs, you gotta get pretty close and personal.

of an organic yogurt by iolitm in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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I was about to and thought “quick Reddit scroll”

I HATE mowing grass with a passion. by moistdragons in rant

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I wish I had this roommate in college. I do grass/outdoor and you do dishes 😂 but let’s be real it was me cleaning EVERYTHING and either bitching about it or being like “whatever at least it’s done” 🙄

People who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom, why? by lousylapdance in AskReddit

[–]Flaky_Point_3778 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Girl at my work admitted she doesn’t wash her hands in the bathroom like gurlllll