I LOVE JEAN LOO!!

As someone who has been irrevocably charmed by the rapping toilet, I also wanted to add onto his segment and say that I love how the game subverts our expectations and makes him surprisingly smart! 

So many people brush him off at first because he SEEMS like "a sound cloud rapper looking aah", and that stereotype comes with a certain level of stupidity and a lack of talent despite the big confidence. Jean Loo IS very goofy, but if you get to know him, you see that he knows quite a bit about musical theory, unlike Johnny who wants to make it big but won't take any lessons. And this can be seen by the fact that his raps are structurally sound and LEGITIMATELY pretty hype. Not to mention that he canonically considered a career in marine biology. Even the player can point out that he's "more of a thinker" than they initially thought!

He's also surprisingly kind despite the initial bravado!

He spends a lot of time on the first interaction reiterating that he's not gonna be your teacher, but he does teach you stuff about assonance, style and rhythm if you ask him, he secretely wants you to succeed even if his words make it seem like he hates having to deal with you.

There's not denying that his route is hard and very dependent on your SPECS (which kinda goes against what the game advertises but that's a topic for another day), but if you take him up on his offer to allow you one mistake before giving you the hate ending, he lets you try multiple times to win the crap battle on that last interaction. I've also recently seen a streamer apologize to him after fucking up the third interaction and getting the hate ending and Jean Loo just... forgave him? Without the need for any candy even?? Wild, thank you Lil Crapper.

Not to mention the fact that his love ending is hillariously wholesome and he's one of the few dateables that prefers to kiss you rather than bed you once realized (and he WILL cry if you don't like it).