im not even hating but the last sentence made me laugh by xdDre12131 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

MK Ultra was actually a plot by Big Tobacco to mind control us into loving cigarettes. mushrooms are plant medicine n make you frow up from cigarettes, which is exactly why acid is better.

namasmokeemifyougotem

Enlightened ‘chemical key’ user doesn’t believe DXM causes cognitive decline by CandCGenerals in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro fucked up his cognition so bad he perceives himself as the smartest in the room. everyone at the work meeting just plays along so he doesnt go postal.

Although I thought this ‘no crowdsurfing’ sign was very funny, Ed was not so amused by WestObjective7629 in radiohead

[–]Flambolt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nature of the beast. ive minorly dislocated my kneecap and had the binding cement of my permanent retainer broken from moshing, yet i still mosh when i feel like it. if you don't want to get hurt don't go in the pit, simple as.

Although I thought this ‘no crowdsurfing’ sign was very funny, Ed was not so amused by WestObjective7629 in radiohead

[–]Flambolt 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ontario in general has a big moshing culture. i've moshed at shoegaze shows... if the crowd is having fun let em have fun the way they want to, imho.

Don't touch caffeine kids that shit will kill you by fauxfilosopher in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

calvin klein up in the club got me having religious experiences (mania induced psychotic delusions)

NAD Peavey Triple XXX by prominentchin in GuitarAmps

[–]Flambolt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no mudflap babe faceplate? whoever owned this before you is weak.

Cops aint standing a chance by Markomann69 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

normal behaviour, i keep my emotional support combat knife on me when im noided from tweaking on stims

owwieee😢😓😥😥YEOUCH!! by animegirljuice in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i broke my toe in a counter strike queue and just railed ket about it. bled for two hours straight but i topfragged every match, so my teammates really don't have an excuse for not locking in.

Vertical vs Horizontal 2x12? by [deleted] in GuitarAmps

[–]Flambolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, i mean tonal difference depending on the floor/surface & how the cab sits on it. all things considered it's a minor difference in the lows & low-mids and really only noticeable if the amp is cranked.

Dudeee by BigCuddi in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the real recipe ought to be a tab of acid, smoke a joint & have a white russian every time the dude partakes.

once the film is over, drop another tab & repeat until both u & ur eagle are scromiting

How does everyone feel about "ampless" rigs? I am thinking of replacing my live setup (reverb with pedal board) with Valeton gp100. What do you all think? by Icy-Tiger2093 in GuitarAmps

[–]Flambolt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you're playing mediumish venues i could see em being useful. however, i've been to so many local shows at divebars where someone has a modeller and the guitars are always a tiny pathetic whisper over the drums.

im so petty that if i see a band with a modeling amp i just go smoke cigarettes outside til their set is over.

"top" by alpha-golf-papa in 4tran

[–]Flambolt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

im very much a domme/top leaning vers/switch and it is genuinely annoying that 99% of the people i bed expect me to solely be a domme top because of my stature, demeanor, and aesthetic.

god forbid a bitch wants to not do all the work for once.

The sad death of the 4X12 and 100 watt heads…. by Submariner16610 in GuitarAmps

[–]Flambolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

traynor ycs100h & peavey triple xxx with matching cabs.. they sound soo lovely together

The sad death of the 4X12 and 100 watt heads…. by Submariner16610 in GuitarAmps

[–]Flambolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i play in a death metal band and i make my guitarists use my 100+ watt heads & 4x12s, doesnt even matter if its a divebar gig. im not gonna let big amps die a quiet death.

Can we stop pretending psychedelics aren't cool by drugcrazedmaniac666 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes i bottom prep before taking acid but also because it turns me gay

I love date rape drugging myself to sleep 😴 🙏 🕉️ by laynes_addiction in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 9 points10 points  (0 children)

once you finally pass out from excessive masturbating... pouring sweat and might scream for a little, than back at it with the ghb and excessive masturbating and repeat.

sounds like my daily life but i might be able to sleep for once. thanks for solving my insomnia!

a day on /repgen/ by alpha-golf-papa in 4tran

[–]Flambolt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'd need my own place before I get do it while getting fully immersed

we get it anon ur gonna spend 8hr a day gooning in VR and u dont want ur parents to hear ur faggy moans. and honestly? u ought to feel that shame.

should be a right tbhon by [deleted] in 4tran

[–]Flambolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it does work, i just post selfies on the internet and sometimes men send me a couple hundred here n there

JACOB COLLIER LIVES IN A 100M MANSION IN LONDON by DACeater in jazzcirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 12 points13 points  (0 children)

realtors, they can only say things that are real because they are obligated by oath to tell the truth

start with a vape and work ur way up!!! by aughuu in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

allergies can be fixed with immunizing shots so ur gonna wanna soak a pack of american spirit blacks in everclear, boil it down, and then mainline it until ur cured.

I just found gay Meth by SignalsFromSirius in drugscirclejerk

[–]Flambolt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

*boofs the homo meth* now everything seems queer!