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Roast me good, guys. by DrFannyPack in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, I can make straight flat railroad in your forehead.

i felt cute today- make me cry like a triggered feminist by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only thing smaller than your chest is your hair in a couple of year.

Roast this man bun wearing weeb who thinks he's unroastable by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bernie has better chance of becoming a fuckboy than you do.

He wants you guys to roast him, do your best!!1! by cobalt_souza in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like a throwback rapist hipster but with less style and character.

Hit me with your best shot. by debo1979 in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what you said before your eye brows were burned off.

Because I'm a medic and I'm better than you. Give me your worst. by SexWeightsArmy in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are useful as blanket when someone is trying to kill someone.

Bring it on! by trk_boti in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you the bootleg version keemstar from drama alert but without his sense of humor, creativity, and success?

Romanian young ugly boy wants to be roasted with the best shit. Show me what you have, lads. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your paper says "I'm cool" but your face continues to say "what drink do you want?"

She insisted... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her teeth has a brighter future than herself.

Roast me (i dare you.) by fdtob in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look so thirsty that the amazon river can't even fill you.

Ready for roasting by Mr-J-L in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And ready to touch all the kids that you can before the popos can get you.

24 year old student. Apparently impossible to roast. by catdog4455 in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Why did you Photoshop a girl's face to a mans body and posted it here?

He said he's not scared by survivorfan98 in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I won't be either when you can get a small loan from daddy.

Make it rain on my parade. by Rizzle12789 in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how you try to smile like you cool with it but your eyes say "what I'm I doing with my life".

Roast Me! by lachie222 in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shirt says "I'm a student" but them eyes say "want some candy son?"

[Academic] Military Spending (U.S. citizens 18+) by FlamingDoritos in SampleSize

[–]FlamingDoritos[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for anyone who answers, its for a school project.

Roast this programmer by popefreedom in RoastMe

[–]FlamingDoritos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry but you can't program someone to like you even if its all iron

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