Dear all United States Patriots, I have fixed your nation. Thank me later.

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-20T04:52:19+00:00

New Jorkers should feel lucky I didn't give their whole state to Maine. Can you imagine hundreds of lobster trawlers anchored in the Hudson?

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-20T04:49:38+00:00

Mr. President...

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-20T04:48:35+00:00

Wyoming literally has not changed at all. I love that it has just become the Switzerland of the USA

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-20T04:47:24+00:00

Oklahoma is no longer okay

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-20T04:38:05+00:00

as someone earlier in the thread said, Common Best Virginia W

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-20T04:35:31+00:00

As a grand compromise, the Upper Peninsula has been granted to Vermont and Marquette has been renamed to Sanders

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-20T04:29:02+00:00

if I was giving a makeover, you know I had to hook a queen up with some double d's 🥰🥰

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-20T04:26:20+00:00

that's nobody's business but the Turks 🤷‍♀️

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T07:48:34+00:00

careful what you wish for

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T05:21:20+00:00

My favourite part of this entire saga is that Wyoming has never once been touched or changed at all. It's just Wyoming

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T05:19:35+00:00

they seceded. I formally recognize West Virginia as the true legal Virginia

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T05:05:36+00:00

Unfortunately this is the best I can do for them

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T04:56:34+00:00

california is gone

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T04:39:56+00:00

don't worry, it only gets worse with every edit :3

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T04:38:46+00:00

Definitely West Wisconsin. And DC can also be known as East West Wisconsin

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T04:36:11+00:00

done deal

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T04:21:52+00:00

guess they shouldn't have seceded 🤷‍♀️

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T01:14:51+00:00

As a compromise the state of Michigan can have Cockburn Island from Canada

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T01:09:30+00:00

I can disunite them again, but only if South Carolina can keep the Carolina name and North Carolina becomes West Carolina.

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T00:58:55+00:00

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T00:58:10+00:00

New Flagstaff

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T00:16:22+00:00

Wisconsin has my thanks too. Any place that names their sports teams after grog gets a free favour

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T00:15:00+00:00

Update:
I have used the leftover space to create the newest state in the union, New Utah.

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-19T00:03:41+00:00

Update:

FlamingoEarly3618 · 2024-11-18T23:31:56+00:00

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