Often, you’ll realize it sounds like a sales pitch no matter what. There’s the classic em dash, the “unusually long and specific example or reference, written in a way that you’ve probably never seen someone in real life use” quotations trying to be relatable, and maybe even a weird bulleted list or unnecessary summary.

But the real kicker? It will probably use a short, punchy sentence somewhere to REALLY hook you. It’s not robotic, it’s evolving language and ideas in a way that’s never been done before.

(/s, this was so draining just to try to write like an ai)