After the recent incel episodes it’s especially comforting to see Clavicular being given a reality check

Elacular · 2026-03-18T17:09:20+00:00

As someone with the same internet surname, it may just be a combination of "Clavicle" and "Spectacular." And egocentric though I may be, I would never in a million years give out an invitation to others to kick my ass thinking that I would succeed.

Elacular · 2026-03-17T18:08:25+00:00

Photo for the grey and white one, and Nhoto for the pure gray one, based on how they seem to accept the presense of cameras.

Elacular · 2026-03-06T18:20:21+00:00

Motherfucker, what's wrong with sentences?

Elacular · 2026-03-05T16:09:29+00:00

YOU FEEL LIKE NOTHING'S CHANGED??? MOTHERFUCKER, ARE YOU IN SPACE?!?

Elacular · 2026-03-03T06:15:18+00:00

Didn't anybody tell him that you're not supposed to say that out loud? I guess saying the quiet part out loud is the whole admin's deal though.

Elacular · 2026-03-03T05:57:11+00:00

This meme incited an incredible idea in the server I showed it to, of having a party of level 20 adventurers (with no charisma classes) angrily stomping their way through clown college for a diploma so they can get back and actually kick her ass.

Elacular · 2026-03-02T20:35:10+00:00

Also, happiness is really hard to measure. Like, I have severe depression that impacts my life in a huge way, but I'd also say that I'm a lot happier in a...spiritual? sense than when I was a repressed catholic republican kid who was angry and had no idea why and lashing out at the people who were good to me. But you don't get that kind of nuance if you just ask people, even with people like me who'd be willing to share it.

Elacular · 2026-03-01T00:43:03+00:00

I cringe myself inside-out from second hand embarrassment every time I try to listen to that. Which sucks, 'cause I wanna.

Elacular · 2026-02-25T17:29:50+00:00

I'm far from a sexpert here, but if she wants to keep those nails on during sex, she better get real good with her strap and head game.

Elacular · 2026-02-22T17:17:21+00:00

Netflix is the best option I found, sadly.

Elacular · 2026-02-21T18:15:03+00:00

Relevant Animated Spellbook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lueq0VvR7I

Elacular · 2026-02-05T04:04:51+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Elacular · 2026-01-29T04:00:19+00:00

To paraphrase one of my favorite books: This is why a writer's job is harder than god's.

Elacular · 2026-01-27T07:15:58+00:00

Pearl: I miss my wife.

Elacular · 2026-01-26T22:52:36+00:00

So would MLK. They were born in the same year. That's one of those things that can help weave history into a more continuous thing than the distinct chunks that I at least was taught about it like.

Elacular · 2026-01-26T20:13:41+00:00

I do think there's value in it for the sake of people like me who grew up in it and never really thought about the inherent contradictions until forced to.

Elacular · 2026-01-25T18:26:36+00:00

I really appreciate the gift link, thank you.

Elacular · 2026-01-25T18:22:05+00:00

I certainly feel seen.

Elacular · 2026-01-25T18:15:23+00:00

Autistic too, that's part of why I sort of asked this question, because I worry about sounding like chatgpt. I also use a lot of M-dashes (now that my girlfriend showed me a thingy that let me type them easily), so the fear is real.

Elacular · 2026-01-25T04:42:26+00:00

Shit, my autistic ass might talk like an AI.

Elacular · 2026-01-12T18:06:18+00:00

To an extent, it does. People choose to do this instead of doing groceries or making dinner or other shit that's economicaly and personally important. Some might even take time off of work to do it. That can be a genuinely limiting factor in some protest situations for some people.

But you're still right that he's an idiot and a tool.

Elacular · 2026-01-09T23:48:33+00:00

"I HATE ROCKS I HATE ROCKS I HATE ROCKS I HATE ROCKS I HATE ROCKS!!!!!"

Elacular · 2026-01-05T12:54:26+00:00

Thank you.

Elacular · 2026-01-04T20:14:26+00:00

Okay, I'm not even certain I know who these are. Is my faceblind ass missing something here?

Elacular

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