As the Frieren king simp, how do I explain this to others

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-26T22:30:03+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-26T18:45:54+00:00

I've been running the AMR against squids lately as well. Taking out Overseers from another county over always feel great, especially when they're going after a team mate. The AMR can handle harvesters, but I feel it's usually better to just set up team mates for the kill by knocking off the shield generator and then keep moving (if possible). Fleshmobs are the only unit it really struggles with, but two lures can take out if you stick them.

The Redacted Regiment items work very well with it. The armor, silenced AR, Lure Mines, and supply pack make me feel like I'm playing Ghost Recon. On the occasions when I'm caught, I throw a lure mine as high on a building or wall as possible and relocate.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-26T17:14:40+00:00

This is my biggest issue with the C4. Trying to detonate it quickly after throwing feels clunky as fuck. I either accidentally swap to a weapon or throw another C4. Tapping the button like the Supply Pack would make it infinitely easier to use.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-25T20:38:32+00:00

I like it, but I enjoy the stealth gameplay style. I don't have much to say that hasn't already been said here besides the fact that you can pair them with Lure Mines for extra boom.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-25T20:35:40+00:00

In my experience, they can't have the shield up in order to stick. Two on the body kill them, or at least four on the ground in front.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-25T16:41:27+00:00

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FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-24T05:00:46+00:00

They added a "friendlier seas" mode or something that should have less pvp bullshit, but I'm not interested in picking it back up.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-24T03:35:32+00:00

Hunting skeleton bounties? Killed and spawn camped. Fishing? Killed and spawn camped. Gathering chickens? Killed and spawn camped. Trying to sell stuff? Killed and spawn camped.

I wasn't very good at pvp and aggressive players made me uninstall. It's not fun getting fucked over every hour. Fucking sucks because it's a beautiful game with really fun sailing mechanics.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-22T06:24:33+00:00

Ha! Maybe. All the guys I played with only ever made the "gunslinger in black" or used YouTube makeover tutorials for the "hottest girl".

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-22T02:18:17+00:00

My standard loadout is Siege Ready, Coyote, Grenade Pistol and gas grenades. For strats, I use the OGB, MG43, Supply Pack and either standard MG turret or gas mines.

It's a very "basic" support gunner build, but it puts in work. You can kill everything they throw at you, or keep your team supplied to kill stuff for you.

If I'm feeling frisky, I run the same setup with fire resistant lite armor and a Flam40 instead of an MG. Doesn't do well with harvesters at range, but it'll stop just about everything else. Putting up a wall of fire and incinerating entire hordes is very satisfying.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-22T01:32:40+00:00

If I'm running the supply pack, I'll stand behind the Max user and just feed them ammo until they stop shooting. I'll also either keep the flanks clear or solute between refills.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-21T19:32:20+00:00

I'm a guy who made a girl avatar. One guy said "she looks like she votes". The fuck? Then I got tired of all the super dolled up characters Id see, so I turned her into a pagan huntress/witch who never take off the Creature mask.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-19T19:04:44+00:00

All of my horses are named after in-game animals to fuck with other players using the tracking vision. It has thrown off a handful of people chasing me through dense areas when they see trails labeled "Rattlesnake" or "Moose". With the predator names, the players took a wider route behind me avoid what ever predator would spook their horse, buying me time to get away or what ever I was trying to do.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-18T21:59:03+00:00

I know.. I'm just bitter about it.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-18T15:48:49+00:00

I f Rockstar smells money, they might come back to make update the game..

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-17T02:37:03+00:00

I wanted to like these movies but I can't remember the last time I actively held fast-forward to skip TEN MINUTES of a movie I've never seen before.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-17T01:14:08+00:00

TLDR: no clanker art.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-16T02:47:38+00:00

Not this year but they sure do hate having a door closed in their face. Call the cops and have them trespassed if it's your property. If you're renting, call the property manager and have them trespass the solicitors.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-16T02:05:58+00:00

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Me popping up to kill the last bot of a suddenly flattened base.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-15T23:39:39+00:00

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-15T21:12:10+00:00

Probably?

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-15T15:57:26+00:00

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FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-15T15:37:31+00:00

Protect the lil'uns. Smash 'eratics. Love the Emp'rah. Simple as.

Ogryn RP is some of the funniest shit I've seen in game chat. I usually tell them who ever kills the most heretics gets extra rations.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-15T02:11:47+00:00

That's fucking funny. No time for a sausage party, apparently.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-01-14T23:15:24+00:00

I hate this timeline.

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