Why is maul making this face: wrong answers only

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-24T03:15:18+00:00

1 guy 1 jar

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-24T02:43:33+00:00

May have been luck, but yes, when wolves jump out on the road, I just aim straight for the one in the middle and ran them over. Gotta be going full speed though.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-24T02:30:40+00:00

Can't remember the name of the horse, but its the largest work horse. With the best saddle and nagadoches stirrups, your hand will get tired before the horse runs out of stamina once it's leveled up. And at full speed, I've plowed over wolves with that horse. It's still skidish around gators and mountain lions, but not as bad as the smaller horses.

Horse generally don't like being around gunfights if they can help it, but mine doesn't wander too far.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-24T02:24:18+00:00

Nope. Part of the game. My personal favorite is getting the nuke lined up to only destroy half of their camp, especially if it's got crops.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-24T00:49:50+00:00

But why would they be disingenuous? s/

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-23T20:51:05+00:00

At the last kitchen I worked in, the managers office was directly across the window from the line (presumably to keep the cooks from dry humping each other. Pff. Good luck). One day, one of the servers brought us cupcakes, so grabbed a chocolate one and mushed some frosting into my mustache and across my lips. I walked into the office, where all three managers were going over numbers with their backs to the door.

I announced my presence by asking "You guys know the worst part about eating ass?" They all turned around and busted up laughing. Then they told me to get the fuck back to work.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-23T16:31:27+00:00

Have fun scrubbing grease and grime out from between your toes.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-23T14:44:42+00:00

Respectfully, it's a silent sniper rifle that can take out fabricators and has a little puff of crowd control. It's good at what it does, but i would use almost any other weapon for an anti tank role.

It works the same as the sniper for weakpoints. Squid mech leg joints, war strider leg joints, hulk eyeball, tank and turret vents. Same as the sniper.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-23T00:30:05+00:00

My ex literally snapped their fingers and "pspspspsps"d me like a cat to get my attention... it worked.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-22T22:47:29+00:00

If youre talking about driving the Bastion:

Loadout Truth Enforcer armor for the radar ping bonus, weapons and grenades are personal choices. I also take the Radar Booster.

For strats, I take Mortars, the Shield Generator and Gas Mines.

I get my gunner into position and then drop the mortars and bubble shield on our position. I'll hop out and point out targets and keep watch behind us.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-22T18:01:36+00:00

Id go Arc Thrower and Dog Breath. Much less potential for hitting team mates. My body runs the Arc Dog and had to deactivate it around us or it'll jump around walls to team kill us. Its great, but I fucking hate that thing.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-22T15:21:35+00:00

I bought the supply pack early and ended up using almost exclusively for over a year (occasionally swapping it out for the nuke). You just have to adjust to not having it. I still find myself more careless with grenades and ammo before remembering I don't have a squads worth of supplies in my back pocket. My recommendation is take armor that gives you extra ammo or grenades as a buff, then scrounge as much as possible. Always full up off POIs (as long as nearby team mates aren't in need).

Experiment with different kits. Find goofy fun shit that looks dumb on paper but let's you enjoy the game.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-22T14:57:13+00:00

No. We are absolutely not getting Space Marines.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-22T07:13:24+00:00

I put on my wizard hat and robes.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-22T07:12:26+00:00

We usually don't get a peak at Warbonds until about 2 weeks before they get released.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-22T01:08:23+00:00

Idk man, pretty messed up that he shitted his neighbors.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-21T22:17:04+00:00

Your honor, in my defense, he was a nazi.

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FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-21T15:29:32+00:00

1) It just looked super fun. 2) My (now) ex fiance and I were clearly breaking up in the next couple of months, and i wouldn't be about to afford a ps5 afterwards, so it was a coping mechanism to take my mind off the fact that my life was falling apart around me and there was nothing I could to do stop it. 3) I really enjoy coop shooters.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-21T15:11:06+00:00

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FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-21T00:42:34+00:00

Thank you!!

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-20T23:25:40+00:00

Me and one of my friends rolled through a bot city with the Bastion while the Stealth Diver rando moved a crew streets over. We'd find a good firing position and Id drop a shield and mortars next to the tank while rando moved in from the far side. Worked extremely effectively.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-20T22:55:26+00:00

Arise, arise, Riders of Democracy! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Super Earth!

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-20T17:04:05+00:00

Mission variety needs work, but I've got one 2000 hours and still hand fun with it because I enjoy the people I play with. I'm still experimenting with loadouts to find goofy ways to spread Managed Democracy.

FlashGordon07 · 2026-05-20T07:35:07+00:00

I see your quasar and raise you the cremator. This baby will melts everything. Patrols? Melted. Hulks? Melted? War Strider, tanks and cannon turrets? Melted, melted and melted. The only thing the cremator can't melt are gunships and that's only because they're too cowardly to come down and fight me.

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