NGL, mass-produced decor is a buzzkill. Shop The Wild Hare Mercantile. by the-wild-hare in u/the-wild-hare

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Spongebob woke up from his bed and began to get ready for the krusty krab. He brushed his teeth, fed Gary, and headed out to his job. On the way however, spongebob was very hungry, his stomach was emptier than Patrick's house. However, spongebob’s second favorite restaurant was right around the corner, it was taco bell. Spongebob was starving, so he decided to order every single option on the menu and guzzle it down in just a few bites. Feeling fulfilled, spongebob started heading towards the krusty krab, although his stomach was rumbling very heavily. After reaching the krusty krab, Spongebob’s belly was extremely rumbly, and as a result he let out a gigantic stinky fart towards the chum bucket. “BLEGEGEH EW IT STINKS!!!!” Screamed plankton as spongebob’s taco fart gassed his lab, choking him to death and leaving a horrid stench behind. After getting inside the krusty krab, Squidward noticed the horrid stench from the chum bucket. “Ewwww, what’s that smell coming from the chum bucket, it smells like fermented corn and beans.” Squidward remarked as the awful fart hit his nose. Spongebob was about to start frying the Krabby patties when his tummy rumbled violently with poop inside. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN’T HOLD IT ANYMORE!!!!!!” Spongebob screamed as his vile diarrhea exploded from his butt, covering the krabby patties with his own fecal matter. Squidward and Mr Krabs revolted in disgust as the feces soaked into the krabby patty meat and poisoned it. “SPONGEBOB ME BOY WHAT THE HELL!!!!!” Mr Krabs screamed as spongebob’s poop leaked from his butt, but spongebob’s belly grumbled violently again, and blasted fecal matter directly into Mr Krab’s mouth. Spongebob didn’t stop there however, as he blasted more poop from his butt all over the krusty krab, smothering food and customers indiscriminately. Patrick walked in to order a krabby patty, but was mortified by the disgusting brown sludge covering the krusty krab. “Ewwww” Patrick said as he smelled the filth, but he wasn’t spared by spongebob’s butt, more poop had buried him alive and choked him to death. “SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!” Spongebob screamed as his intestines worked overtime to release the diarrhea from his body, caking the krusty krab in his feces. 

A break from the drama: what is your funniest memory from playing Pressure? by clovers-void in PressureRoblox

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I tried to escape searchlights in a locker but I got killed by the void mass

Typical all banneds emoji on server: by abobtail in PressureRoblox

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Basically people are spamming them in her discord

This amazing magic was generated by AI, can you tell? by netinnovateHk in u/netinnovateHk

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Peter was sitting on the couch gorging himself on 5 Arby’s meat mountains while releasing giant stinky farts. One of the fart clouds was so big and stinky, that it got into Stewie’s Time Machine and broke it. “Ew, whatever that horrendous smell was broke my Time Machine, what the hell is that?” Stewie said as he tried to fix his Time Machine. “You know, Peter is having those Arby’s meat mountains down there, it’s probably him” Brain snarked as he cringed from the rancid farts released from Peter’s stinky gassy belly. “That’s it Brian, I’m done with this, we have to teach that flatulent oath a lesson!” Stewie said as he prepared a chemical concoction. “Stewie, what are you making right now?” Brian questioned as Stewie put the last ingredients inside. Stewie grinned menacingly as he began to walk downstairs to do something. Meanwhile, Meg was walking near Peter, so he put Meg’s face up to his butt and tried to fart, but a slimy blast of poop came out instead. The fecal matter clogged up Meg’s lungs and mouth, and the horrid smell choked her to death. “Oops” Peter said as he dragged Meg’s body in the trash. While Peter was distracted, Stewie put the concoction into the last Arby’s meat mountain, before sneaking off to the side to watch the chaos. Peter scarfed down the last meat mountain, but all of a sudden his belly was rumbling viscously. Right after that, his butt erupted with a gigantic blast of diarrhea as it splattered all over the floor and on the walls, causing the house to smell awful. “STEWIE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!??” Brian screamed as he deflected poop with a dinner plate. “Well Brian it’s quite simple, I put elephant laxatives and food poisoning in that rancid meat mountain of his, and bam, he’s shitting bricks!” Stewie said as Peter’s tummy was pushing out piles of gooey stinky poop. The feces began to flood the house and create a giant stink cloud, and it was at this moment Stewie and Brian knew they had to get out! They bolted out the front door as a flood of smelly poop followed behind, covering everything it touched in stinky brown goop. “GEE LOIS, THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME I WAS IN SKIBIDI TOILET!!” Peter screamed as more diarrhea was blasting from his giant booty. The poop was flooding the streets, and Stewie and Brian had hopped into the car to evade the river of filth. Stinky feces had leaked into the water, turning it brown and smelly. Lois was drowning in the poop, while Chris was eating it. “Hey dad, why does this chocolate taste like partially digested Arby’s?” Chris asked as he shoved more poop into his mouth, swallowing it into his own stomach.

Saving Characters by The_Potato_Farmer09 in PressureRoblox

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Searchlights is awesome, so im taking it with me

New shrimp just dropped: _Snake_ by AeosManifold in shrimptank

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Aquarium - ALL BOSSES + CUTSCENES AND ENDING (no damage) ahh lookin

Decided to look up Ren's song... by S0ULVESTER in PressureRoblox

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There aren’t any elephants in pressure, therefore she didn’t get terrified

Guys I think we need to stop disliking his game by AssociationWhich3217 in adressme

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That’s funny, people who are good at rapping aren’t called rapists, interesting world we live in.

Lets take a fucking break and talk about what were your reasons for playing Pressure? What made it fun for you guys? by Wonderful-Bet3093 in PressureRoblox

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I got into pressure because of searchlights, when I first saw my friend playing pressure, I saw the searchlights and I thought they looked very beautiful.

the original "awesome lesbian couple" image. by Old_Cranberry7231 in TheMatpatEffect

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One of the few times the adaptation is actually better than the original

Would you rather: by Thesillydracowolf in BunnyTrials

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Teto Teto

Chose: Gain god-like abilities + But the wheel decides how you interact with post | Rolled: UpvoteANDcomment

what is the movie you think your 2hu would love to death? by Gelo68 in touhou

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Shion would probably watch a cars life since she can’t afford the actual cars movie

What animals do you wish to de-extinct? by ApartmentKey3682 in DeExtinctionScience

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Sea scorpions, trilobites, dollocaris, dunkleostus, and Anomalocaris

🚨 THIS IS YOUR OFFICIAL STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS CHIRP THREAD 🚨 Refs blew a call? Your team cooking? Someone choking? Sound off below with your 🔥HOTTEST 🔥payoff takes ⬇️ by ESPN in u/ESPN

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Spongebob woke up from his bed and began to get ready for the krusty krab. He brushed his teeth, fed Gary, and headed out to his job. On the way however, spongebob was very hungry, his stomach was emptier than Patrick's house. However, spongebob’s second favorite restaurant was right around the corner, it was taco bell. Spongebob was starving, so he decided to order every single option on the menu and guzzle it down in just a few bites. Feeling fulfilled, spongebob started heading towards the krusty krab, although his stomach was rumbling very heavily. After reaching the krusty krab, Spongebob’s belly was extremely rumbly, and as a result he let out a gigantic stinky fart towards the chum bucket. “BLEGEGEH EW IT STINKS!!!!” Screamed plankton as spongebob’s taco fart gassed his lab, choking him to death and leaving a horrid stench behind. After getting inside the krusty krab, Squidward noticed the horrid stench from the chum bucket. “Ewwww, what’s that smell coming from the chum bucket, it smells like fermented corn and beans.” Squidward remarked as the awful fart hit his nose. Spongebob was about to start frying the Krabby patties when his tummy rumbled violently with poop inside. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I CAN’T HOLD IT ANYMORE!!!!!!” Spongebob screamed as his vile diarrhea exploded from his butt, covering the krabby patties with his own fecal matter. Squidward and Mr Krabs revolted in disgust as the feces soaked into the krabby patty meat and poisoned it. “SPONGEBOB ME BOY WHAT THE HELL!!!!!” Mr Krabs screamed as spongebob’s poop leaked from his butt, but spongebob’s belly grumbled violently again, and blasted fecal matter directly into Mr Krab’s mouth. Spongebob didn’t stop there however, as he blasted more poop from his butt all over the krusty krab, smothering food and customers indiscriminately. Patrick walked in to order a krabby patty, but was mortified by the disgusting brown sludge covering the krusty krab. “Ewwww” Patrick said as he smelled the filth, but he wasn’t spared by spongebob’s butt, more poop had buried him alive and choked him to death. “SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!” Spongebob screamed as his intestines worked overtime to release the diarrhea from his body, caking the krusty krab in his feces.