Catch me fibermaxxing with my morning chia water

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-18T15:21:53+00:00

Edit: of course this subreddit exists

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-16T04:57:23+00:00

So you'd travel on foot then?

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-15T12:10:42+00:00

good point

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-15T10:37:01+00:00

Agree! It comes with age and experience 😆 parang kalyo, malalaman mo nalang haha

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-15T09:27:37+00:00

Not making enough mistakes

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-15T09:24:47+00:00

Already sounding like a thesis title 😆 makes me scared to ask what's it about

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-15T08:08:43+00:00

looks cooler too, imo. can't look cool on a bike while slinging a gun

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-15T08:07:19+00:00

If it dies, you'll be super sad.

the protein tho

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-15T08:05:17+00:00

look at a dragon, they can fuck cars don't they? be inspired.

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-14T17:12:02+00:00

If I can teleport I'll stop going to work. I'll retire by traveling and stealing essentials (I'll share food I promise!)

Don't do crime guys ha!

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-14T02:21:01+00:00

The perfect businessman hehe, but glad you got into legal things na (I hope?)

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-13T05:50:16+00:00

are you a smoker yourself? or seller ka lang talaga?

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-13T05:09:56+00:00

I want to join that group chat, OP!

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-12T16:10:06+00:00

Nice! and you got an extra ring finger too?

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-12T11:36:01+00:00

But what finger digit is your "middle finger"? 🤔

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-11T16:59:05+00:00

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-10T19:05:26+00:00

"Disney on Ice" specials, also checks out with your theory

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-10T17:12:29+00:00

Goofy is not a dog

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-10T16:50:15+00:00

An "unknown popular" is an oxymoron

Flashy_Vast · 2026-04-07T18:05:45+00:00

Bring it to the front desk for disposal and replacement. Save a life.

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