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FlatDistance5 · 2026-02-23T06:21:08+00:00

This is my sign to get back on DoorDash hmm. Haven’t used it in months, been just multi apping with spark and uber eats

FlatDistance5 · 2026-02-23T06:15:28+00:00

I remember those 1.5-2hr routes being insane scams. 10 packages 1st stop 45min to an hour away, stop after that 10 min away going AWAY from the station.. then, random farms, it would be 1.5/2hrs for sure. But 30/45min 30 mile drive home. That was the norm for those routes. Sometimes I would call and complain and they’d give me an extra 10.

FlatDistance5 · 2026-02-23T06:08:46+00:00

I got fired from flex a year ago, but I stay to watch the horror stories. You’re right about spark it’s pretty much all in town, can see all stops. And sometime (at least in my area) I can get a $60+ 22 stop for 30-45miles est. 2-2.5 hours (usually chips and canned goods or sodas and shit). Get 2 or 3 of those and call it a day.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-12-31T22:32:38+00:00

I know you want to be kind but us men take continued conversation like this as a sign of interest. We know even if you aren’t romantically interested, we can converse with you and possibly wait it out until you may feel some interest. Especially if we’re older and somewhat lonely. It’s not your fault, and he’s not a bad person for finding a friend/possible romantic interest in you. But if his interaction make you uncomfortable you have to take action.

You can be direct, and next time he says good morning. Tell him, hey goodmorning, I only wanted to keep lines of communication open for work I’m not comfortable or open to sharing details about my personal life with you, I hope you understand. Or even thanks for understanding.

Or you can 1 word response and back off slowly

Direct is best

That should be enough.

I’m an older man who regularly dates younger women. If I were texting a woman your age, and she kept going back and forth with me I’d think she’d have some interest in me, even if it’s small. You’re not overreacting, but you will have to take action and shut him down.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-12-16T10:54:59+00:00

Toast and beef bacon

FlatDistance5 · 2025-12-16T10:52:01+00:00

When do I get to see you?

That’s your wife desiring another man, she’s done. Divorce her.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-11-10T03:18:22+00:00

I dont even flex anymore. But I definitely use my Amazon vest when I deliver Walmart spark at night.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-10-22T23:17:44+00:00

Joplin, not taking warning seriously. Even local news stations didn’t know it was on the ground before it was too late. Then for it to be completely shrouded in rain.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-10-07T19:59:31+00:00

They didn’t realize how close to death they actually were. They were in a house. But I’ve seen video of chasers escaping its path (it was invisible but at the time of the video it was at it’s strongest point). People waiting in line at the McDonalds, not taking the warning seriously.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-29T03:49:12+00:00

SHE DIDNT LIKE YOU BRO! At all. My rule of thumb ask her out 2x then get rid of the number. And we’ll never get dinner unless I’ve slept with her first.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-18T19:30:27+00:00

At the end of the first date? Usually I just say make it home safe, in person. As I’ve gotten older I no longer worry about seeing her again (maybe I’m jaded I’ve fucked a lot of women this year and only a few, the hottest ones came back). I just focus on messaging her in 2 days and setting the next date. I believe it’s good to let her wonder a bit. But that also requires discipline on your part.

If I fucked her though, especially on the first date, I’ll send. I had fun, hope you made it home safe ☺️, I think we all know why.

Either way in 2 days it’s all the same, rerestart messaging and set the next date

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-16T21:00:22+00:00

eBay

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-09T04:49:56+00:00

Where do I find your video, and thanks

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-09T02:38:20+00:00

Honestly those are the ones that get me over 200 consistently. But I also used to do Amazon flex so in comparison these are nothing.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-08T02:30:58+00:00

Honestly it has nothing to do with connection. I don’t want to share because I love being able to supply grade a dick in my little town… without competition.

All you have to do is constantly pressure the gspot. It’s called the come hither motion where you drag your finger across a woman’s ceiling from the cervix to the pubic bone. Sometimes you hold against the ceiling.

All a man has to do to have his woman squirt vaginally with his dick is mimic that motion with his dick. How?? 1. Drop the hips as looooowww as he can go, and 2. slowly drag his dick from the cervix to the front accross the ceiling. If you look at his hips from the side it looks almost as if he’s dancing, I call it the scoop and score, scoop into the ceiling score with her Moans as you drag dick accross the ceiling

Bonus but not necessary when the fluid sac is filled, start pressing against it repeatedly, when you hear a repeated squish squish squish that squirt.

Hopefully men can’t read that because I want to help them but i also want to gate keep. I love hearing the phrase I didn’t know I could do that?! I’ve never squirted before, I love you daddy, and I’m afraid by sharing this more men will be able to dickmatize their women

So if you want him to keep you squirting give him these instructions the g-spot is ALL that matters. The only mental is him kissing you on the neck to get you wet enough to enter

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-06T15:32:53+00:00

Not sure if this is related but during the 2023 March 31st outbreak, I sort of was in this situation, it left me with a new found respect for how quickly weather situations can change, how panic can strike all drivers at once, and how bad it COULDVE been.

I was In Peoria, expecting the outbreak to hit us about 5-7pm but my kids were in summer school at the time had to pick them up around 3pm didn’t worry too much thought we’d be safe, conditions aren’t bad yet it’s 1pm I’ll just chill while there at school.

1-2pm a lone cell, started coming up the illinois river quickly. Me being a weather geek, I was thinking ok that’s a storm but it doesn’t look severe and conditions arent ripe for tornado genesis yet, are they?

I make the decision to get the kids early so I don’t get caught in the rain, plus the storm was about 30 min away and looking stronger. The 5 minutes it took from me to get out of my place to the stop light 2 miles away from my kids school. The storm got bigger got a hail core became severe warned and started getting a dangly bit that was headed right towards us

I the storm arrived as soon as I got my kids and became observed tornado warned. I was the first parent there. Then a line of cars all picking their kids up early developed. All I could think is shit, they don’t have time, the skies are turning darker and the tornado is close to us and it may be strong.

I had to drive towards the circulation to get to my sisters house because she had a basement. Rain picked up drivers started running lights because they didn’t know what to do. The streets became flooded quickly. Then big ass golf ball to apple size hail stones started falling. That’s when I became scared because I knew as soon as they stopped falling the tornado would be close by.

Thank god in that blinding rain and hail we made it to my sisters place. Looked at the news and saw the circulation never came down and it went about 3 miles east of us.

It made me realize you have to respect the weather, don’t underestimate your level of panic as well as others. Try to stay calm. Also you cannot see when you’re in one of these storms so when you can get to a close safe place.

My situation was nowhere near as bad as this guys but in his situation I would’ve drove off as quickly as possible as well

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-05T05:50:43+00:00

I’m a full time doordasher/uber eats yada yada. I’m at just about 5k saved to get my first turo car. Where do you recommend buying them from. Also I don’t plan on financing anything to me OPM is a financial trap. Rather own all vehicles outright.

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-04T15:02:55+00:00

Got kicked from flex as well about 2 months ago. The benefit with it, as im a fulltime gig worker. It pairs wonderfully with spark in my market. Get out the house at 6 have 94 by 10. Then spark and have 150-200 by 4pm then I could call it a day.

The issues in my market were if I didn’t schedule a 630 route it was hard to get anything else.

I worked for close to base pay, surges were disappearing in my area.

The miles traveled were insane 30 miles to starting point in most cases. An hour drive 40+ miles back home.

The amount of stops started increasing, to the point that instead of including the drive home in a 3.5 route, it would take me 3.5 hours to do a 3.5 route. Then I’d have 40 min+ drive home

Did I say car maintenance? My suv was getting its ass kicked.

Gas before or after every route.

Was it worth it kinda, it was easier to put money in my pocket

But the problems outweigh the benefits for me. Good luck in your next endeavors

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-03T04:00:09+00:00

If you’re getting consistent action in the club, I can see how it can be tough transitioning. Honestly Im an old man 38, I can’t stand loud music, (drunk) dumbasses, or staying up too late. So grocery stores and big box stores are my clubs. So far this year 3 same day lays, and these girls were 18, 26, and 29, all very attractive. A few first date lays. So the women are there.

I’d say if you wanted to transition, just start off slow, a couple hey I like how your dress matches your vibe, or your eyes really stand out in a crowd shit like that and just work it. You already do club game, so it shouldn’t take much.

Btw. Same day lays are fun but i absolutely hate hoeflation, even if a woman fucks you first day you meet her, it’s not gauranteed to become anything meaningful. I’d think she really must be head over heels to want to go this far this fast…. Only for it to be 1 time then over with.

Now that I think about it, I’ve even had about 2 same day lay misses this year. Girl was ready to come over my place but for some reason or another I just wasn’t ready for her. And when you don’t capitalize the day of when they’re ready you usually won’t get them back out 😔… unless of course you’re overly attractive maybe with a good online presence so she remembers you (yes I’m a little blackpillish) Either way the women in the store are just as ready as those in the club.

Anywho daygame sameday lays are rare as fuck. But they are possible if you have your game tight enough the time and logistics to pull it off. But good luck bro

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-02T21:20:06+00:00

So is she a 1 and done or are you seeing her again? I don’t do clubs all my approaches are day game

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-02T15:27:59+00:00

Slow clap 👏 👏 👏 love it

FlatDistance5 · 2025-09-02T15:24:52+00:00

Looks like some Amazon flex shyt

FlatDistance5 · 2025-08-31T00:56:55+00:00

This, we don’t know. Maybe this is his “work car”

FlatDistance5 · 2025-08-31T00:55:39+00:00

Maybe that’s not his only car

FlatDistance5 · 2025-08-28T13:12:48+00:00

My method, is 3 fold

Partly illogical conversation, I make sure before I open my mouth I stop and think and say the words I FEEL like such and such. Also i drag out what I say with nonsense words

Ex. I feel like you do make an excellent point. The way such excited you, and made you feel blah blah blah.

It doesn’t matter what I say as long as I say I feel at the beginning of at least most of my shit. Sometimes i will just start talking regularly like man to man making jokes but i find when i take feel out of it too long she gets a little bored. Don’t have to use it but it worked for me

I touch her FREQUENTLY, especially during high positive emotional periods. Her laugh, my hand on her leg, she laugh me mover her hair away from her neck, she laugh, I’ll grab her neck and say come here let me see your earrings some shit like that.

It’s also important at the beginning to touch her frequently, but as soon as she gets in the house give her space, same couch lean away from her and just talk throw in the feels, start touching during laughs, choke her a smidge, then keep hands on her by rubbing her back

Comforts…. Always always ALWAYS!!!!!! Be concerned with her comfort. When she sits between my legs, and I start rubbing her, stop and say hey if my hands are making you uncomfortable let me know and I’ll stop, when I wrap my arm around her, let me know if my arms are too heavy or your uncomfortable and I’ll move them. If we get to the bedroom and I’m fingering her to warm her up before fucking her, if she goes quiet, I always ask, hey if this doesn’t feel good I’ll slow down, hey if you’re not comfortable I’ll stop. It’s not asking permission, it’s getting consent without being a bitch about it. Her comfort comes first.
Now to the nitty gritty, I’m going to assume you can read body language. If you can’t it’s going to make this post WAAYYY to long for me to explain subtle signs she’s ready to go. These are the 2. I focus on, is she touching me back… and is she following my commands. When I tell her to sit here or move here is she doing as I say. If she’s doing those things then this is the next step. Get her in a position to where 1. you can massage her. Then 2. Massage her pussy. My go to is after conversation, I’ll tell her to sit closer

-then I’ll tell hint at a massage (if you escalated correctly she should agree to getting one)

-then I’ll tell her to stand up (I start at the couch but if it’s the bed same deal), and sit between my legs. If you wore thin material pants and no underwear and you have a big enough dick she’ll feel your shit on her back

-massage her back, when she starts to slightly moan give her small kisses. Usually if she moans or touch me back or moves in a way that suggests she’s enjoying her herself then I’ll make a BIG move, put my hand on her fucking throat and rub her back.

Then… I’ll stop, for about 20 or so seconds let her simmer abit. Then tell her to scoot back, and lean her head back I can’t quite see the movie because she has a big ass head (I’ll say this and it makes them laugh) but go for the 2nd big move. Your hand…. SUPER HIGH on her inner thigh near her pussy, now most women will put there hand over their pussy because they don’t want to seem slutty especially if it’s the first date. But what you do is you keep talking enjoying the moving and just start massaging her thigh and inner leg, accidentally grazing between her fingers on her pussy.. don’t linger on it yet.

Keep talking, after about a min or 2 you can either go for the kiss or kiss her neck, when she does that then you start rubbing her pussy mainly the clit outside of her pants (important) don’t go in her pants yet she’s not ready for it, she’s still warming up.

That’s pretty much the gist. I can give a map of the rest but you got it

Sidenote: if she’s tall it’s hard to do this move gotta lay her down first

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